Disclaimer: I don't own Fast and the Furious or any of its characters except the ones you don't recognize. I just own my story. The title is a song from The La's.
"So John, when are we gonna get to meet this lovely girlfriend of yours that you've been talking about recently?" Mia asked casually from the kitchen where she was washing the dishes.
The team, plus Letty's 17 year old younger brother John, sat in the den relaxing after a day at work.
"You got a girlfriend kid?" Vince asked dumbly while Mia just gave him a blank stare as if to say 'where-the-hell-have-you-been?'
John nodded and was then ambushed with a series of questions.
"Is she hot?"
"What's her name?"
"Is she into cars…well?"
The last question was thrown in by Jesse. Cars seem to be the only thing ever on the kid's mind.
"Come on man, what's she look like?" Vince pushed.
John cleared his throat and contemplated whether he should go into much detail or not. In his mind, she was absolutely gorgeous. The closest thing to perfect he had ever seen. Although he thought all this, he was hesitating on whether to tell his friends what she looked like. Leon and Vince were notorious horn-dog male-whores, while Jesse was a horny teenaged boy, and John wasn't exactly thrilled with the images of his 16 year old girlfriend that would most likely be swimming through their minds. At least he wouldn't have to deal with Dom having naughty thoughts about his girlfriend since at the very moment Letty sat straddling his waist.
"Well..umm…she" John started unsure of exactly what to say.
"Oh God kid…is she ugly?" Vince asked with a horrified look on his face as Dom snorted. He was completely amused by the guys' interest in John's high-school girlfriend.
"No!" John was quick to correct Vince's assumption.
"Vince!" Mia scolded. "She is not some little skank like the 'girls' you, Leon, and Jesse bring home! Other stuff besides looks counts too ya'know."
Before Mia could continue on her lecture to Vince, Letty made her way into the conversation.
"Come on Vince, do you really think my brother would date an uggo? We Rodriguezes have taste."
"Really Letty? Then why you dating Dom?" Leon asked.
The room erupted with laughter. Dom swiftly clipped Leon upside the head, but failed to stop the laughter coming from his mouth. While laughing, Letty began to kiss Dom softly but it quickly grew to a full-blown makeout session.
"Get a room!" John groaned. Seeing his older sister engrossed in swapping spit with her boyfriend was not John's idea of fun. This remark earned some chuckles around the room along with smirks from the couple as they detached from each other's lips.
"Ok, ok. Getting back to the original question. What's she look like bro?" Vince once again pushed.
"Ok well she is tall, like 5'9 or so which I can handle since I'm 6'2." John boasted. "She is thin and has like this year around tan. She has this blondish-brown hair which she wants to dye to spite her mom. Her hair is like medium length and is wavyish. She has the most intense green eyes I have ever seen. People constantly ask her if she is wearing colored contacts. She-
"Whoa! Dude man. If she really looks like that, what the hell is she doing with you?" Leon asked with a smirk abruptly cutting off John's ramble.
John looked around the room and noticed the lustful looks on all the guys' faces including Dom's. 'Uh-oh. This isn't good.' John thought. Letty must have caught the look on Dom's face as well when she quickly smacked him upside the head.
"What the hell Dom? You going to perve on my brother's high-school girlfriend too? Can you say jail-bait?"
"Damn Letty!" Dom replied while rubbing the back of his head. "I wasn't perving and you know it."
"Really Dom? Then what was with that 'deer-caught-in-headlights' lusty look on your face?" Letty asked fuming.
"Come on Letty. Why would I want an immature high-school girl who wouldn't know what to do with me if I gave her an instruction manual, when I could have you? You definitely know how to satisfy me." Dom whispered seductively in her ear.
Letty's anger disappeared as quickly as it came.
"Come on baby. Let's go upstairs so you can give me a massage."
Dom gladly followed.
"Eww. I could have gone my whole life without having to witness that." John said as he visibly cringed.
All the guys quickly nodded their heads in understanding. Having to witness a sibling talk about having sex is never a pleasant topic. John glanced over at Mia. Besides rolling her eyes, Mia seemed unfazed by what just happened. 'She must be used to it.' thought John.
"So John, you should invite your girlfriend over to the barbecue tomorrow. I can't wait to meet her." Mia said as she walked into the den.
"Yeah. I'll run it by her. See if she can come."
"What did you say her name was?"
"Madelyn…well Maddy. No one and I repeat NO ONE is allowed to call her by her real name." John laughed as he recalled learning that lesson firsthand.
A/N: This is my first story. I hope you review. Constructive criticism is accepted, but please don't be too harsh. Thanks!