A/N: Okay so well i have had the idea of this story for a while now but i was just too lazy to type it up. Anyways i hope you read and review the story. this also has some references, quotes from 'shes the man' cause that is such an awesome and hilarious movie! okay well please R and R!!!

More summary of the story: Namine, wants to get back at Tidus her older brother for ruining her life and getting away with it. Her parents think that Tidus is a god of achievements when truthfully he just cleverly always finds a way out of the troublemaking situation he's in. Namine is prepared to totally sabotage Tidus when she disguises herself as a boy and enters a all boys academy. What she isnt prepared for is rooming with some of the hottest guys she has ever seen and being surrounded by guys that are all perfect in everywhere including the teachers? But wait whats this...was Namine even prepared for the fact that she would end up falling in love?!

Disclaimer- I do not own kingdom hearts or any of the charectors from it. Also i did not make up or own some of the events/quotes that will be used in here from the movie 'shes the man'


+Chapter 1+

Let the best man win.


Tiptoeing inside her house, Namine was content on making it to her room with no noise. She was use to this routine 3 times a week but she didn't know that this was the day her parents were going to find out where she usually went instead of ballet lessons.

"Hold it right there young lady!" She heard her mother's stern voice commanding her to stop.

She scrunched her eyes shut for a moment. "Shit!" She mumbled.

"Your father and I would like to have a word with you in the living room" Her mother said.

Namine walked sluggishly to the living room, trying to take as much time as she could so the lecturing time would be cut short.

"How could they have known?" She thought, thinking about who the prime suspect could be. Then her blue eyes widened when she looked at her older brother Tidus standing in the living room with a smirk on his face.

"TIDUS!" she yelled without thinking.

"Don't blame your brother; it was a good thing he told us. I can't believe how you would do something like this, skipping your ballet lessons to go to soccer practice. Don't you have any etiquette or sense that you are a girl Namine? Is kicking a soccer ball around ideal to you?" Her mother began.

"Kinda" She murmured under her breath.

"What was that?" Her mother raised her eyebrow.

"Nothing…its just that I don't see how ballet lessons are really going to help me in life honestly, Soccer helps more with concentration and it's also more fast paced than stupid bal"

"That's enough!" Namine's mother said interrupting her.

"Now you need to get your act straight and start going to those ballet lessons me and your father have paid for, I should've known that those 'recitals' that kept on being cancelled were actually excuses!" Her mother huffed.

Namine glared at her brother who was watching the whole lecture fest from aside.

"I am so disappointed in you, you are grounded for 1 month and you can't go to that concert that you were going to go with Kairi and Yuffie" She threatened.

"WHAT?! THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR MOM! DAD!!! You guys can't be serious! Dad can't you talk some sense into her" She exclaimed helplessly to her dad.

"Sorry kiddo, but I am going to have to back up your mother on this one we paid a generous amount for those lessons that you have been skipping." Her dad said.

She crossed her arms and slammed herself down on to the couch with angry eyes.

"Okay…well I think I should be cooking dinner now, we'll discuss this more later" with that said both of her parents got up and left leaving Tidus and Namine alone in the living room.

"What the hell is your problem? Are you trying to ruin my life, why the hell did you tell mom and dad!" She yelled.

"Oh…whats this? Little Namine is upset is she, that she can't go to her wittle soccer practices anymore…well I told you I was going to get you back for telling them where I was a certain night a few days ago" he snapped.

"Just remember something little sis, I will always win, in everything. What are you going to do now? There is no way you can get back at me now, so just give up and go to your little ballet lessons, there is no way mom and dad will ever believe you over me." He said with a evil grin.

Namine gritted her teeth and said "I wont give up Tidus, and just so you know I will find a way to get back at you no matter what so just get that stupid idea out of your head cause I won't give up. That certain night ago wasn't as bad as this they probably gotten over that but this? They will never trust me again!"

"Its your fault for messing with me in the first place" He said still smiling with that evil grin his blue eyes shining.

"Fine, I'll just tell them that you got kicked out of school and the school made you transfer to Starlight boys academy" She threatened.

"They wont believe you! I changed all the papers to look like I was recommended to get in there, how are you going to make them believe you? You don't have the real papers" He replied.

This just blew the top off of Namine without thinking she jumped on Tidus and started punching and hitting him, Tidus picked her up and threw her against the couch. She got back up and pushed him and started to pull his hair.

"What is going on here?!" Their mother came in wondering what all the noise was about.

"NAMINE, TIDUS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" she ordered.

They both ignored her and continued on slamming each other against furniture, walls and whatever else they could slam each other against.

There dad strolled into the room and then said with a calm voice. "Dinner is ready"

They both immediately stopped and walked to the dining table, still aware that this battle was not over. There mother looked at her husband with shocked eyes and her husband just shrugged and followed the kids to the dining room as well.

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"So let me get this straight, Tidus told on you and now you can't come to the concert with us?!" Kairi exclaimed.

Kairi, Yuffie and Namine were all on the phone discussing the events that had happened today.

"This is going to be the most spectacular, awesome, concert ever, its like once in a lifetime to experience this event!" Yuffie squealed.

"Oh thanks for rubbing in Yuffie!" Namine said as she was bouncing a soccer ball on her knees.

"The worst part is that we need you for the finals and if your parents are going to let you come to soccer practice then we're basically going to be history!" Kairi pointed out.

"When I get my hands on Tidus I am going to rip him apart and then glue him back together and then rip him apart again!" Yuffie shouted.

Both Kairi and Namine stopped talking with widened eyes that obviously Yuffie couldn't see but she could tell and then said. "Oops…sorry you know how I let my imagination get carried away"

"Anyways…for a more sensible solution does anyone have an idea?" Namine asked.

"Honestly Nam…I have no idea what we should do…your brother is just real clever I mean how he hid the fact that he got recommended to go the boys academy instead of being kicked out of school and being forced to go there….that was something that was done by a evil mastermind" Kairi said.

"Yeah…I agree with Kairi, Nam…what could you possibly do" Yuffie said.

"I guess..." Namine sighed. While Kairi and Yuffie chatted about something Namine overheard her brother talking to someone on his phone. She quietly stood by his door and listened to what she could make out of what he was saying.

"Yeah…hell yeah we're going to tear the party up…yeah I have to be moving in the stupid boys' academy by next week. Yeah whatever… My parents don't know that I got kicked out of school…who cares though right? I am just going to totally slack off now because we only have 3 months left…." was all she heard before she excitedly ran in her room grinning like a maniac.

"I GOT IT!" She screeched into the phone.

"What?" Both girls said in unison.

She told them how she would dress up as a boy and try to find as much dirt as she can on Tidus, take pictures of him partying, taking his graded assignments, finding the real papers of him being kicked out of school and whatever else she could find.

"That's great! We could call it 'THE TIDUS FILES'" Yuffie said proudly.

"Great name…Yuffie" Namine replied sarcastically.

"It's a great idea and all Namine, but this will require much work and plus what are you going to tell your parents? How are you going to get out of school, and on top of that are you going to stay there as a boy forever?" Kairi asked hyperventilating.

"Calm down Kairi! I have it all figured, the thing is though I am going to need both of ya'lls help" Namine said.

"I don't have a good feeling about this" Yuffie started to groan.

"Yeah me either" Kairi agreed.

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"So you see Mr. and Mrs. Namine's Parents we feel that Namine being one of our best friends should earn your trust back" Yuffie said threw clenched teeth.

Namine slapped herself mentally at how slow Yuffie could be sometimes.

"Yeah mom…I really want you guys to trust me again, so Kairi and Yuffie's

Parents enrolled them in an all time ballet school that also has regular classes just like normal school" Namine said trying to be as convincing as she could.

She gave a nudge to Kairi. "Yeah…and we could come home on holidays it is just 3 months long though, just before the s-s-ummer" Kairi got real nervous around Namine's parents.

"All you need to do is tell the school and sign a couple of papers that we are going to bring" Yuffie added.

They all stood there like remote control robots waiting for Namine's parents to answer.

"They're not going to believe it, They're not going to believe it, They're not going to believe it, They're not going to believe it, They're not going to believe it" Was the only the thought racing through Namine's head at that moment.

"That's great Nami!!! I am so proud of you trying to get our trust back, you are finally following in your older brother's footsteps and becoming a more responsible young adult!" Namine's mother beamed.

All 3 girls rolled there eyes at Tidus's name being said.

"And all this time I thought you girls were just a bunch of uncivilized, senseless human beings who just kicked muddy balls around a muddy field" Her mother added on.

"HEY" Kairi covered Yuffie's mouth before she could say anything.

"He-he…yes…well we'll be on our way now, Namine is going to have to get her stuff packed by Thursday" Kairi said.

"Oh yes…now just bring me the papers, me and her father will go to her school and talk to them I am so happy give your mother a hug!" Before Namine could object her mother had locked her in a tight bear hug.

Tidus came downstairs and saw this scene going on and said. "Well whats going on here?"

"Your sister is finally following your footsteps and finally becoming a young adult she will be attending the…what was the name of the school girls?"

"The Kerrington Girls Academy" Kairi started

"Of dance and arts" Yuffie finished.

Namine gave them a look and they both shrugged.

"Yes, that…I guess both of my children will be leaving for a couple of months, it's the hardest thing a mother has to deal with" She said sobbing.

"There, there, Camille, they'll be back" Her husband said trying to comfort her and leading her out of the living room they were sitting in.

"I know you too well and if your trying to pull something to get back at me, just know that its not going to happen" Tidus threatened when they had left.

"First of all I decided that…you know you're right" Namine started off.

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU---wait what? I-I am right? Yeah of course I am right" He beamed.

"I am the big dog around here you heard THE BIG DOG WOOF WOOF" He barked.

"RUFF RUFFF AOOOOOOOOO" Yuffie howled.

The girls and Tidus looked at her silently with there eyebrows raised.

"What?! I though it was appropriate for the moment" Yuffie stated and then crossed her arms.

Tidus shook his head and then said. "Anyways…so glad that you finally are seeing it my way sis" he rustled her hair and walked past them.

"Oh yeah…you'll be seeing whats in store for you" Namine said with a smirk.

"Okay…we got mostly everything down…now for the most part…Nami, how the hell are you going to look like a boy?" Kairi said.

"Seriously!" Yuffie said.

"Don't worry girls, I got the man who could work miracles" Namine said with a twinkle in her eye.

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"So let me get this straight you want me to turn you into a boy?" a dirty blonde haired boy asked the ambitious blonde haired blue eyed girl.

"Yes!" Namine Squealed.

"That's crazy talk…I am sorry but I cant do that" He replied.

"Please please please!!! Come on!!!!" Namine begged.

"Namine…I think you need help I have no idea why this idea occurred to you but as you see I am busy" He was cutting a girls hair.

Namine gestured Yuffie and Kairi to help in the begging.

"Come on Demyx!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" Kairi and Yuffie pleaded.

He looked at the 3 girls with a puzzled expression but then finally said.

"Fine…I'll see what I can do" Demyx said shaking his head.

"Thanks Demyx we love love love love you!" They all gripped him into a hug.

"OKAY…DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!" He said forcefully trying to get out of the girl's grips.

They all laughed.

"Now…let the best man win Tidus" Namine said grinning.


A/N: Why Tidus and Namine as siblings? Hmm..honestly I don't know? They look like each other though right?

And my favorite part, Demyx being the hair dresser and a very skilled one. I don't know why but he always striked me as a guy that would work in a salon…or a bartender

Lol jk but yes

So I quite enjoyed writing the first chapter. You can also imagine the way Tidus and Namine fought is basically the same way I fight with my brother, haha good times. Anyways I hope

You guys enjoyed the first chapter

Please please please read and review..it will surley make my day. I don't think im going to update if I don't get any reviews.