Welcome here to my humble little fanfic! After mulling it over for a while, I decided to use skit format. For this type of fanfiction, it's easier for me to get my point across to readers if it's in this format, and I know that fanfiction doesn't like it... so to quote one of my favorite authors here, "Let us stretch our imaginations and say this is like a play..."

And if this does end up getting deleted for that reason, I'll try to re-upload it in actual story format, but just know that I'm not making any promises.

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Dist: Jade!

Jade: *sigh* And what are you doing here? I believe I told you you were banned from this place…Don't want you getting snot everywhere…

Dist: My! How rude! You should be honored that a magnificent rose such as myself graces this shack with my presence.

Jade: Mm-hm, yes, and how exactly did you get in again?

Dist: …

Jade: *notices Chal and Lucius sneaking off* It wouldn't have anything to do with my waiters, now would it?

Chal and Lucius: !

Jade: Chaltier, Lucius, how about staying late after work tonight to join me for a drink…

Lucius: You don't think he's going to fire us do you?

Chal: It's the drinks I'm worried about…

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Cast for this chapter

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Tales of the Abyss: Jade, Dist

Tales of Destiny: Chal

Fire Emblem 7: Lucius