Very much A.U. (sorry, I was having fun and I didn't feel like staying in character)
Winry stalked off into the opposite room in a huff. It was one of those rare events that Edward had come to visit Resembool and Winry was mad at him. As to why he could not even begin to fathom.
"C'mon, Winry! What's the matter?" He pleaded just before an all too familiar wrench whipped in his direction. Sadly he'd had enough wrenches hurled at him to be able to time it perfectly. "What could I have possibly done to piss you off like this? I'm sorry I didn't call, or write. Is that it?" A sarcastic, rather loud "HA!" was her response right before slamming the door.
"….or that I might have insulted your cooking?"
Silence
"Broke my auto-mail four or five times?"
More silence
"Was it when I…"
Edward began rattling off all the things he guessed would have made her so angry, hoping that he'd come close eventually. Suddenly a magazine was shoved directly into his face revealing what was bothering Winry. Apparently she was tired of playing 20 questions and decided to cut strait to the point.
"You want to know what the matter is?!" She shrieked.
"Then tell me!! WHO IS THIS WOMAN TO YOU!!?"
In front of his face was a suggestive picture of Noa on top of him while he was sleeping.
"I told you before! She was the one who came on to ME."
"…."
"….."
"…….!!!"
"…What?"
"That's all?"
"Yeah pretty much, why?"
"…."
"Winry? ….Hey! I don't like that look in your eyes, HEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
And with that, Winry fulfilled every fangirl's dream…….
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