From the maker of the 3rd greatest Sonic ToD fic, comes more suffering for the Sonic characters.

I do not own Sonic, Sega, any issue of Playboy magazine, beer, a wheel, or a car. I do own two PS3s and (Unfortunately) a Wii.

We start with a view of a house. The house then gets up and turns into a robot. It starts to run into the distance.

"Wrong house, dumbass." Said a man behind the supposed camera, and sounded suspiciously like Red Forman. "Now get it right before I get my foot right up your ass."

And sure enough, the camera turned to another house. This one, however, didn't run away. We go inside, where we see many animals hitting a dangling fat man with a stick. That sounds more (BLEEP)ed up than it actually is.

"STOP IT!" Eggman said, before getting a gag put in his mouth.

"No, this is fun." Amy said as she pulled out the Piko-Piko Hammer.

"NOOO!" Said the gaged Eggman.

"Amy, don't." Sonic said. "You'll kill him."

"So?" Amy asked.

"If he's dead then Sega will fire us, then we'll have no job." Sonic said. "No speed for me, no grapes for Knuckles, no guns for Shadow, and no botox for you."

"NOT MY BOTOX!" Amy yelled. She put the hammer away and walked slowly away from Eggman.

Everyone sat down and looked at eachother.

"Now what?" Blaze said.

"You guys wanna get high?" Silver asked.

Everyone looked at him, before saying the only words that could be said in that situation... "Sure, why not?"

At that moment Smackdown appeared on tv with CM Punk talking about how he's better than everyone who takes drugs. It turned off the second he finished saying "Just say no."

"Random." Tails said. "So where's the stuff?"

"In the attic." Shadow said. "Cream, you get it."

"Why me Mr. Shadow?" Cream asked.

"Because you're the youngest." Shadow said. "Also get me a beer."

After that demonstration of great child care, Cream went to the attic.

"Should we do a circle like in that show about the 70's?" Sonic asked.

"You mean That 70's Show?" Shadow said.

"Yeah, what's that show called?" Sonic replied.

"That 70's Show." Shadow said.

"Yeah, what's it called?" Sonic asked.

"That 70's Show." Shadow replied.

"I know which one. What's the damn show called?" Sonic said.

"THAT 70'S SHOW!" Shadow yelled.

"I KNOW WHAT SHOW! WHAT'S IT CALLED?" Sonic yelled.

"THAT 70'S SHOW!" Shadow yelled.

"For (BLEEP)S SAKE! WHAT'S IT CALL...." Sonic yelled. He was about to finish when he heard Cream yelling. "What the hell?"

"GUYS! COME UP HERE!" Cream yelled from the attic.

"What's happening now?" Knuckles said.

Everyone got up and went to the attic. When they got there they saw Cream staring at three wheels.

"Cream, stop looking at those random wheels that weren't here before and find the stash." Shadow said.

Everyone stared at the wheels.

"What... what are they?" Sonic asked.

"They're scale models of the Empire State Building. What do you think they are? They're wheels you moron." Tails said in the longest sentence this chapter.

"Thanks for that Tails." Sonic said sarcastically.

At that moment a man fell through the roof. Everyone jumped back as he hit the ground, but didn't go to the next floor.

"Ow, damn it." The man said. "I missed the damn fall through board. Damn real floor hurts. Hey, where's my para..." He was about to finish when he was hit in the head by a parachute. "There it is."

"Hey, you look familiar." Cream said.

"Wait, Makon?" Sonic said.

"Yes." Makon said.

"Well since you're here, why don't you explain what those wheels are?" Sonic said.

"Those my friends, are the "Wheels of Chaos". They cause great... well, chaos." Makon said. "Who wants to play the biggest risk game ever?"

Everyone was silent.

"I take that as a yes." Makon said. "All you have to do is write your name and gender on this random piece of paper."

"How does this work?" Shadow asked.

"Two wheels will have people. One will have males, the other will have females." Makon explained. "The third wheel will have different challenges to do. We will roll a die. The number it comes up with, that's how many people will do it. So if it comes up as a 4, two males and two females will do it.

"What about if it comes out a 3 or 5?" Silver asked.

"If it comes out a 1, 3, or 5, then we will find a way to decide which gender has to do it." Makon said. "Let me demonstrate. Who's never gonna be used here? Oh, Bean."

"What?" Bean said.

"Write your name on the paper." Makon said.

"And what if I don't?" Beav asked.

"Then I'll have to kill you." Makon said. And one second later, Bean was writing his name and gender on the paper. "Now let's spin the third wheel."

As the wheel spun, everyone looked at Bean, who was shaking in his... shoes? As the wheel showed everyone looked at it. It finaly stoped.

"Change genders? What luck." Makon said.

"No. I won't do it." Bean said, but soon regreted doing so as he started to change. He grew boobs, and all those female parts.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. If you say you won't do it then you will have to be or do whatever the wheel says to do for the rest of your life." Makon said as everyone's jaws dropped.

"WHAT? I'LL BE A GIRL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?" The now female Bean yelled.

"Yes. Sucks to be you. And don't try suicide, cause if you do then you'll have to do it for all eternity." Makon said.

Bean started crying and ran away. Everyone went to a window as they watched him... or her, run down the street.

"Well, who wants to sign up first?" Makon asked.

Everyone turned and stared at Makon and a new piece of paper. They were ready to go when Silver walked up to Makon and signed the paper.

"WHAT THE HELL SILVER?" Shadow yelled.

"Didn't you see what happened to Bean?" Rouge asked.

"I saw and I don't care. I need more excitement in my life." Silver said.

"He's right there, he is really boring." Blaze said as she walked to Makon and signed.

"That man is the freaking devil." Knuckles and Tails said as the also went to sign.

Everyone started to sign the paper. The only one left to sign was Sonic.

"You gonna sign it Sonic?" Makon asked.

"I'm not stupid. You just want to torture us. You rip that paper up or I'll tell Kelvin that you're doing stuff like this again." Sonic said.

"Sign the paper or I'll tell everyone that you put on tube tops and mini skirts every Saturday night and go to night clubs as "Sonica". How about that?" Makon said with a smile on his face.

Sonic looked stunned. "How... I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" He yelled as he snatched the paper off Makon and signed it. "There, happy?"

"You do realize that you could have ripped it up then, and this wouldn't be happening?" Makon said with a smirk.

"WHAT?" Sonic yelled.

"Doesn't matter, it's all delt with." Makon said. "All of you come to my house tomorrow and we'll get this under way. All of you come or die."

He then turned around and jumped out a window, not realizing that they were on the second floor. "Can someone call an ambulance for me? I think I broke my neck." Makon said.

"I'll call the ambulance." Blaze said as she walked away.

"You think this will end well?" Shadow asked Sonic.

"Not by a long shot." Sonic replied.

And that was the story of how Sonic was finaly correct at predicting the future.

"Hey, I found the stash." Cream said.

Everyone then looked at Silver, just remembering that it was his idea to get high that caused this all to happen.

"Everyone, get your sticks out" Sonic said as he and everyone else walked closer to Silver.

"Wait, no. NOOOOO!" Silver said before getting beaten to death with sticks.

Back down stairs, Eggman was still dangling and gagged. Just then, a random gay person walked in.

"Happy birthday to me!" The gay person said as he pulled down his pants (The camera was above the waist, so it's still T rated) and adjusted Eggman's pants.

Thankfully, the camera ran out of film and we didn't see anything that would make this over T. Thank you god.

What will happen? Who will go first? Will Lord Kelvin try to get this fic deleated like the ToD fic? Hell no to the last one cause this one is done "the right way". Appologies to any homosexuals. It was just to reference Eggman again and to cause him pain. :)