Aang needs to get a life. I'm sorry. You're the last airbender: Deal with it. Your whole family/monk people were killed off by some fire bending freaks. Deal with it. Katara doesn't really like you. Deal with it. You're kind of a teen angst. Alright, maybe I'm being a little harsh, but I think I speak for everyone when I say, quit freaking out and going into the avatar state and killing a bunch of stuff because stuff happens! I mean, you need to get a lid on it. There are more constructive ways of getting out your anger. Try a cuddly executive buddy. It reduces stress for only five easy payments of 9.95. P.S. Grow some hair. Don't shave it off.
Katara, you also need to get a life. It's all work and no fun for you! You're not that old. You don't have a desk job. Your dad may have sort of abandoned you and you may have lived in a primitive ice blob for most of your life, but you need to quit breaking down into a pool of tears every three seconds. It's annoying, and it lessens my sympathy for you. Have you ever heard of an anti-depressant?
Sokka, you think you're sooo funny. But, come on, you're on a show for kids. The kids aren't going to get the really funny jokes; so you can't really be that funny. You need to find a more constructive outlet for your talents. Try Saturday Night Live. Oh wait. You can't. Because you're anime! BUAHAHAHAA! Oh, and by the way, you have terrible taste in women. TOPH LIKES YOU. Get with the program. But you like Suki better! What is wrong with you?! Plus, you still like Yue. (She's kind of out of your league, now, genius. She's the MOON SPIRIT) You are seriously a player, and you need to get over that. Oh, and please don't succumb to stupid Tai Li's charms (… cuz she really has them…). She's evil. It's a big no-no to date evil people.
Toph: Keep up the good work.
Zuko, hi. Call my friend. She thinks you're cute (When you have hair. I mean, what was up with that other hairstyle? Yick). Oh, but please stop being all angsty. It's very unbecoming for the Prince of the Fire Nation to be crying about his feelings. And dump Mei. Tragically, she was born without a personality, but there's nothing you can do. You need to stop feeling sorry for her and move on. It's bad for the self-esteem.
Azula: You know that little thing called sanity that some people have? You need to learn what that is. Then learn how to use it. Then we'll talk about your other billion faults (which do not include being a seriously awesome firebender. I mean, wow.)
Mei: Two words for ya: Happy pills.
Tai Li: Wow, you are probably the most annoying girl EVER. Get a hobby that doesn't include hitting people on their pressure points.
Alright, now that my rant is over, let me just say that Avatar is an awesome deed awesome show and I luuurv it.