A/N: Hey lovelies! Another little one shot about klaine. Because klaine is my obsession. I don't own glee. You can tell, because people like Will and Finn and Tina are still there while Sam is not. Dapper sadness. Anyway, you should review. I thank you in advance for your reviews, so now you're HONOR BOUND to review! HA! Enjoy
I was sitting alone in my room, reading Harry Potter, like any other day. My feet were dangling off the bed. I hadn't done a lot that day, it was Saturday and unlike the Warblers, New Directions only practiced on weekdays. That was one of a lot of ways that McKinley was easier than Dalton. In another sense, however, it was a lot harder. Kurt wasn't kidding when he talked about the slushie facials. It was all worth it, of course. I loved going to school with my boyfriend, and if we couldn't be at Dalton, McKinley was perfectly fine.
I had just finished that heartbreaking chapter that ruined the word "always" for every Harry Potter fan in the planet, when my phone started ringing. Born This Way. I smiled, that was what Kurt programed in my phone to be his ringtone. I picked it up.
"Hello beautiful. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"Blaine!" Kurt responded, sounding panicked. "You need to come over. Now."
"Is everything okay?" I asked, jumping out of bed and putting on my shoes. I was going through every possibility in my head. Was there a robber? Was Kurt hurt? Did Burt have another heart attack? Was Kurt lost? Wait, he was calling to tell me to get to his house, he couldn't be lost. But still, I was freaking out.
"Spider." He said simply.
"…Spider?" I questioned. "Isn't Finn home? Or your dad?"
"No. Please? I feel like one of those ladies from the 40s, standing on a chair avoiding a mouse." I laughed a little when he said that. "Oh, you think that's funny?" He challenged, and I could just tell he was doing his best bitch face.
"No, but I do think it's adorable. Like, really adorable. I might have to take a picture before I kill the thing."
"Evil. Now hurry."
` "Love you too."
"Yeah, yeah." And then he hung up. I snickered. He really was adorable.
Within a half an hour, I was at Kurt's house. I didn't bother knocking, because I knew no one was home spare Kurt and he was busy hiding from the menace of the spider. I walked downstairs to his basement bedroom and he was exactly how I pictured him on the phone: On top on his desk chair, cowering, looking down at a rather large spider walking around the floor. He didn't even notice me when I first came in. It stood there and looked at him. Yup, my boyfriend was the most adorable person to walk the planet.
"Well?" He snapped, when he saw me. "Are you just going to stand there?" I chuckled, got a tissue from his nightstand, picked the spider up and put it outside a window. Then I walked over to the chair he was perched on, picked him up bridal style, and placed it him on the bed.
"Happy?" I teased, kissing his nose.
"Very. For more reasons than one."
"Oh yeah? What reasons are those?"
"Well, first, that horrible thing is dead. Second, I have a boyfriend wonderful enough to drive all the way here to kill a spider for me. And third, you're here." He said smiling. I wrapped one arm around his waist, sitting down with him.
"You know I'd do anything for you." I used my free hand to take one of his. "You've got me wrapped around that adorable little finger of yours." I kissed one of his fingers, for the effect.
"Don't pretend you don't love it."
"Oh, I love it. And I love you." I then kissed his lips, and he smiled.
"I love you too."
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