*Authors Notes: This is a new kind of story I am trying out about Kid Icarus! This is a Humorous Take on the Mirror of Truth, and what would happen if there were many Pit Clones. (This Takes Place during Chapter 5 of Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Palutena! Where am I going?" says Pit. "We are in Pandora's Labyrinth of Deceit! Pandora must be around here somewhere..." Palutena says, confused. "How are we even supposed to get TO Pandora?! Because it seems like there is no Exit!" screams Pit. "Well, Pandora's not as Smart as us, so I'm sure we can find Pandora as simple as a piece of cake!"says Palutena wittingly. "Don't bring up food when we have been in this maze for Hours! Oh...I'm starting to feel the cravings for a nice piece of floor cake..." Pit. They were going through twists and turns when they came across a Room.
In this room were frightening Monsters, that Pit was afraid of. "Yuck! They look disgusting!"says Pit. "They are Mimicuties Pit. You've seen them before you idiot! They hold treasures, but they are really fast. Try using that Exo-tank. You can catch the Mimicuties easily." says Palutena as she looks at Pit with Disappointment. Pit runs over to the Exo-Tank and starts shooting the Mimicuties. The Door Opens to let Pit and Palutena go to the next room. "Come on Pit!" says Palutena. "Woh! This Exo-tank is kind of fun. Wee!" says Pit. Palutena ends up leaving the room. "Hey...Wait For Me!" says Pit.
They enter a Room full of Invisible Pathways. Many Mimicuties walk this Path. "Where are the steps? Where are the Platforms? Where is...The floor cake?" asks Pit. "Ew. Your gross Pit." says Palutena. "You know I can just help you fly over this stuff right?" "Pshhh...Yeah...I totally knew that...Heh." says Pit. Palutena helps Pit fly over the obstacles and they reach an empty room. "Wha..Whats going On?" asks Pit. "This must be where Pandora is." says Palutena. All of a Sudden, Pandora Jumps out.
"Oh look...I have visitors. Palutena, the goddess of light, and her stupid little messenger boy, Pit" says Pandora. "Hey! Nobody insults Pit but Me!" says Palutena. "Yeah! Wait-What!?" says Pit. Pandora grabs Pit and throws him on to the ground. The Fight Has Begun!"
Pit strikes with his Bow and Pandora just simply laughs. "What's so Funny?!" says Pit. "Pathetic little Angel. You couldn't even rip a Piece of Paper!" claims Pandora. Pit strikes again and Pandora gets hit. Pandora hits him with her fist. About 10 minutes later, Pandora "Surrenders". "I can't take it any more! Please just stop!" yells Pandora. "We won Palutena! We won!" cheers Pit. Behind him he hears a Noise. He Turns around and its the Mirror of Truth.
"Ha! I have tricked you into looking in the Mirror of Truth! Dark Pit, come out!" says Pandora in her apparent victory. Dark Pit Starts to Form, when accidentally, Pit looks into the Mirror Again. So Much Pits start to form that the Mirror Blows up! Dark Pit comes out, along with many other different Pit's. "No! My Plan...Has Failed!" says Pandora. "I can barely stand one of you, so how am I supposed to stand 5 of you!" says Palutena. "Palutena! That's so Rude! It's 5 and 1/2 of me. Don't leave out Poor little Half Pit!" says Pit. "What is this Madness?" asks Dark Pit.
"Apparently, the new Pit's have taken little bitty pieces of your Personality. Red Pit is your annoyance, Blue Pit is your whiney baby phase, Gold Pit is your Heroism, and Pink Pit is your love...oooh!" says Palutena. "Don't look into my love interest! But what about half Pit?" asks Pit. "Well, he was a little...messed up, I should say." says Palutena. Pandora flies away in Horror. "*Cries* We lost! *Cries more*" cries Blue Pit. "Oh Goodie..." says Dark Pit.