Disclaimer: Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker both belong to Hoshino Katsura, and thank god for her! Boy, I barely ever drabble these days. In fact,this is my third drabble in at least three - four years .I sort of went on a huge block, and truly, since I haven't practiced much, the style is horribly lacking. But if your ead,thank you very much anyways :).

It had started stupidly. Such things always start stupidly.

It had started with a 'che' ,a snort, a grin that said 'you wouldn't dare, beansprout' and a shot of vodka. Until it escaladated to many,many more shots of vodka.

Past midnight, and the now deserted refectory of the Black Order resonated with random shouts and inanities proferred by a drunk Kanda and his current challenger in drunkery, Allen , both brandishing proudly the glass as if it was an almighty sword.

"I kissed the Queen of Spain once, y'know."

"That''s bullshit. You couldn't kiss my soba if you wanted, and these are inanimate objects. They wouldn't let you."

"Of course they would! I'd give them a few drinks and --"

"Give a few drinks to noodles? Everytime I look at you you keep getting dumber. Maybe I've got some kind of..power. Like, I look at you and --"

"and what?"

"and you say even more stupid things."

"Nice to see you're still as pleasant when you're drunk."

"Who are you calling drunk?"

Allen chose to ignore this remark,and continue on.

"But y'know -- I could show you if you wanted--"

"Show me what? How you get my noodles drunk? Fuck off."

"No! How I,y'know, do it..."

"Oh. Oh. That. Okay. I know what you're talking about." answered Kanda, who obviously had no clue what Allen was talking about.

And we know how such things go. It was not long before there they were, breath with the stench of alcohol, mouth to mouth, drinking one another as if the other was just a new sweet,sweet liquor that set their throats on fire they'd have just discovered. It was messy. It was smelly. But it was good.

It was at this point that Lenalee entered the cafeteria, candle in hand. "Allen-kun? Kanda? " she enquired, walking towards the both of them, perplexed. When she finally grasped what it was that was happening ,she excused herself with one of these smiles she has the secret of.

As she went away, Allen stared at her, while Kanda was proceeding to kiss - clumsily - his neck.

"One Lenalee..." thought Allen ,looking towards the place where she had been standing a few minutes ago. "Another Lenalee..." this time, Allen was looking down at Kanda, who had, curiously enough, his face buried in Allen's chest.

"Oh, well! The show must go on!" he concluded, lifted Kanda's head to his level and proceeded to indeed 'make the show go on'.

The End.

Huge thanks to Ayuamarca , for giving me the line 'I once kissed the queen of england, y'know' which actually set the whole drabble into action. 'Tell me soemthing someone drunk would say!' I asked, not being able of thinking of anything good ,and 'Y'know, I once kissed the queen of england.' she answered me.

That' girl's a marvel.