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Andromeda sixteen years old Harry Potter was sitting in his cupboard at #4 Privet Drive when he heard his uncle, Vernon Dursley, going ballistic.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FREAKS! WE'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO THE ONE DIMBLYDOOR THREW ON US!I'LL HAVE NO MORE OF YOUR KIND IN MY HOUSE!"

Curious, Harry crept down the stairs to see a witch that looked oddly like Bellatrix and one that he decided was most definitely Narcissa Malfoy. Before his uncle could do anything drastic, he stepped in front of him.

"Uncle Vernon wait! Both of these woman are of an actual nobility! In my world and in the muggle world! Don't hurt them!"

Just as Vernon looked down, Narcissa spoke up.

"Actually Lord Potter, we came to discuss something rather important with you. Seeing that now you are also Lord Black."

Harry whirled around to look her in the eye.

"How did this happen and what did you want to discuss?"

Narcissa gulped quietly.

"Sir, we recently discovered a marriage contract from the last Lords Potter and Black. It was very poorly written, so it had an unforeseen effects. You must marry myself and my two sisters or we all lose our lives and magic. You must be married before you return to Hogwarts this year."

Harry yelped.

"But that's in two months! And I'm not even emancipated yet!"

Narcissa nodded.

"Immediate emancipation is granted to you immediately following the ceremony."

Harry nodded solemnly.

"Okay. Wait, sisters? I thought you were only related to Bellatrix?"

Narcissa shook her head.

"No, I'm the youngest of three. Bellatrix is only a year older than me. Andromeda is two years older than me. I believe you've met Andromeda's daughter Nymphadora?"

Harry nearly fainted from that.

"Yeah, just don't call her that in front of her, she hates that name. Call her Tonks."

The second woman, Andromeda spoke up.

"Technically you're allowed to call her by her name. She is going to be your step-daughter."

Harry laughed a little.

"Alright, I'm guessing you came to take me to Gringotts?"

The simultaneous nod gave him all the answers he needed, and he turned to his uncle and waved.

"See yah later uncle Vernon."

Andromeda with that, Harry James Potter port keyed away from privet drive, completely unbeknownst to his protector for the night, Mundungus Fletcher.

AN

New fic. Need reviews. You know the speech.