Through a satellite's perspective, Russian Ultranationalists and Loyalists engage in a gun war against each other.

The satellite tracks 4 US Army commanding officers as it shows their pictures, as well as their rank insignias:
GENERAL WOLKARDS (one star)
COLONEL HUMPHREY (eagle)
COLONEL GALAHAD (eagle)
COLONEL FERNANDEZ (silver oak leaf)

Marth: Russia, otherwise known as planet earth's country of hell and disaster as of recently. And by recently, I literally mean 5 years ago. Country had a prominent history since then, being internationally known for currently having what's considered one of the, if not the, biggest dispute-based rumbles of all time, with it being that some of the assholes living there decided that now's the time to restore their sorry little USSR union from WWII, they of which are known as Ultranationalists. Fortunately for us, other Russians had the guts to step in and fight back in an attempt to keep their precious country, whom of which are identified as Loyalists. Nevertheless, it's clear at this point that said loyalists

Ganondorf: Gentlemen. I think it's about time Russia got what's coming to them once we show the US military's true power.

Ike: Sounds like a lot of hard work, if you ask me, general.

Ganondorf: Hard work is exactly what us officers have been going through for a long time, Humphrey. Get that through your head, son.

Ike: You're right. My mistake, sir.

Ganondorf: Colonels, how goes our current progress?

Marth: Got our army boys in check. For all I know, if it weren't for them,

Link: I'll contact Barrera. (radio) Barrera. Barrera, do you copy?

(A woman answers the radio.)

Samus: Copy that, sir. What seems to be the situation?

Link: Don't you have your own marine squad?

Samus: Yes sir, I do, if you're referring to MCJROTC, that is. I also have Ramirez, Duran, Sanderson, and Garcia accompanying me.

Link: Good. Get them prepared for the fight of their life, because we're gonna need as much backup as possible, so do as much as you can to keep your sheilas and mates in check, captain.

Samus: Understood, Colonel Galahad. Barrera out.

Link: Good news, mates. I think I just got ourselves some helping hands.

(Meanwhile)

Samus:

["Training Sucks"]

[Day 1]

[C/PFC. Alex Woods]

[MCJROTC]

[Somewhere]

Jordan: Hey, Alex. Welcome back to The Pit.

Alex: Good to see ya, Jordan.

Jordan: You too, man.

Alex: Seems like they still didn't decide to put up any decorations or whatnot, 'cause this place is still boring-looking as fuck.

Jordan: Yeah, well, making people want to be here isn't exactly the point... at least, through the officers' perspectives.

Alex: (scoffs) My ass.

Jordan:

In case you don't kno

Michael Freeman = Mii Brawler
Jordan Freeman = Mii Swordfighter
Alex Woods = Inkling boy
Alexis Hudson = Inkling girl

Last thing I should say is that these characters are not