There was once this little girl named, Lily, who had a crush on another little boy named Oliver, her childhood friend. Their other friend Miley has known for years that they love each other so she decides to tell Oliver about how much Lily loves him. When Lily finds out Miley told her deepest secret, she gets really livid and starts to shout colorful words at Miley. Oliver hears and decides to stop all the shouting by a simple kiss. Lily breaks away surprised and dazed for a moment, but then she squeals and does a little happy dance. He asks if she wants to be a couple and she just barely squeaks out a yes. Miley walks away and mutters under her breath with tears in her eyes, " My little Lily has finally gotten a boyfriend."

Lily and Oliver went through all of their high school career together but when it was time for college, they had to go their separate ways since their colleges were at opposite sides of the Nation.

After the four years of college were up, Lily and Oliver both returned home on vacation. They unexpectantly meet up in front of the stop sign between Oak Leaf Dr. and Oakbranch Circle. (A/N those are real places) When they had finally met up all the love came back after how long they had been separated. After they were done being all lovey dovey with each other, they had to tell each other that they were going to finishing school. Their dilemma: they didn't tell each other which school they were going to attend.

Once they reached their destination, Aerovonstausenbergerson Finishing School in Kansas, they once again met up unexpectantly at a cocktail bar on the outskirts of the flamboyant campus. They decided that what the hay, they were going to do an experiment. They had recently seen the Wizard of Oz and they wanted to see if they could click their heels and say, " There's no place like home," to go home. They did that but it didn't go as planned. Lily and Oliver ended up getting transferred to the Arctic Circle.

Since they were far away from civilization, they decided to elope. They weren't very happy in the Arctic circle because they were very hungry since there wasn't very much food there. They decided to click there, coincidentally red shoes once more and say the magic words, and they ended up in Florida where they decided to live.

They were very happy with each other and after awhile they ended up having 15 children. After their children were all grown up and gone, Lily started to get lonely. She convinced Oliver to adopt 37 cats. That little adoption made her known throughout the whole U.S as the cat lady.

After they had traveled to exotic places around the world from Istanbul to Kalamazoo, Lily and Oliver died peacefully in their house side by side.

I'm regretful to say this but it must be told. The 37 cats did get hungry so they ended up having a quaint meal of 2.

The End