Grovyle: Yo, Grovyle here. Today I'm here with Toonie Samas great great grandson, Prince Link. Yes, I did say prince...
Prince Link: Who the flip is Toonie Sama...?
Grovyle: you'll find out later...
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Spirit Tracks, Derailed
Chapter one: Story Time
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A boy in green stood in the crows nest of a ship. He held a telescope in his left hand, his right hand being held by an incredibly beautiful pirate. It can be assumed that they liked each other.
The boy suddenly handed the telescope to the other pirate.
"Tetra... that island isn't on our charts... " He told her calmly. "Just look at the size of it!"
The pirate girl, Tetra put the telescope up to her eye. "Link... That's not a new island..."
The boy, Link sighed.
"It is an entirely new continent..."
The boys eyes widened. After searching so long, they had finally found it...
A new continent. A new kingdom. A new Hyrule.
"May I?" He asked.
Tetra rolled her eyes then smiled. "Sure... Knock yourself out."
"LAND HO!" The boy screamed, alerting everyone on the ship.
"Aye, Aye, Oni Chan!" A little girl in pigtails saluted, then ran to the wheel.
The girl in pigtails, assisted by a pirate in glasses, turned the wheel to face this new land.
An old woman walked out of the ships kichen with a huge pot of yellow soup.
"Boys and giiiiirrrrls!~" She sang. "I made lunch!~"
The big and tough pirate men ran up to her, gazing at the food like adorably sad puppies.
Link, Tetra, and Links little sister stayed at their stations.
"Kids, get it before the seagulls do!"
Link sighed, pulling out three bottles. "Fine... Coming Grandma!"
He grabbed their soup and passed it out.
...
About an hour had passed since noticing the island.
They were nearing the shore.
Link shoved the telescope carefully in his bag. Grabbing a rope, he slid down as if it was a pole on a playground. Tetra followed soon after.
"Alright Gonzo," The pirate girl ordered. "The anchor!"
"Aye, Aye, Princess!" The buff, tattooed pirate anwered and threw the anchor into the waves below.
Tetra nodded. A new land. A new kingdom. A new hyrule...
...
It took several years to finish Hyrule town, as well as its castle.
The children on the ship were now grown ups, and during that time, the royal family may have added a few members because of a certain proposal on the top of a tower next to the castle on a romantic evening. But, you could have probably guessed who proposed to who...
In total,
"one hundred years have passed since your great great grandparents founded the kingdom of Hyrule..." A woman, probably a queen, closed a book. "The end. Good night."
Two children around five sat on the edge of a bed. They definitely beared a resemblence to Tetra and link. There was no denying it.
"But Moooooom..." The little boy cried. "We can't go to bed... you didn't told us how-" He started counting on his tiny little fingers. "How gweat gweat gwumpy pa defeated Ganomdowk!"
The little girl nodded. "Yeah! What Wink said! Stowy time!"
The queen sighed. "okay, but you two need to get some sleep..."
Link and Zelda Junior sat quietly.
"Our tale begins two years before the voyage to a new land... On a small southern island called Outset... It was the home of a boy, who bears quite a resemblance to prince I know..."
"Yay, that's me!" Link junior grinned happily.
...
"And just when he was at a loss for what to do, the pirate girl, Tetra took him on her boat, to rescue Aryll..."
The children were sound asleep.
The queen sighed, picking them up and carrying them to their rooms.
She tucked them into bed and kissed them goodnight. "Sweet dreams..."
And she closed the door.
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At age nine, the young prince decided that he would become a train engineer, so he set off to Aboda village, where he had lived with Old Man Niko, the last original founder of Hyrule, for three years.
This brings us to the present, where the prince sat, listening to the old mans 'Blaster peice'.
Or rather, slept on the floor while the 119 year old (I believe that's his age now...) Still yacked on. Prince Link probably wouldn't have fallen asleep if there was a tiny bit of romance, but Niko had no idea how to tell those kinds of stories...
"Link!" Niko stood, tapping his left foot. "Did you fall asleep during my Magnum opus?"
The prince slowly sat up, still in a daze from his nap.
"Link, are you even listening?"
The prince flopped back on the ground, being the lazy bum he is.
"Okay, okay, I can take a hint..." Niko shook his head.
There was a loud pounding at the door.
Niko nodded. "I believe your mentor's here..."
A large, muscley man walked in. just like his great grandfather, he had a swirly tattoo on his chest.
"Heeeeey Alfonzo!" Niko waved.
Alfonso rolled his eyes. "Heey... Uncle Niko..."
Of course, Niko wasn't actually his uncle... he just acted like it...
Alfonso turned his attention to the laziest prince in hyrule.
"Prince... Why are you still here..."
Link moaned then rolled over in his sleep.
"Come on, wipe the sleep out of your eyes..."
"Five more minutes, mom..." He mumbled.
Alfonso rolled his eyes. He picked up the worlds laziest prince, and shook him lik a rag doll.
"WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!"
The prince was finally awake, but completely dizzy.
"Don't tell me you forgot what day it is..."
Link crossed his arms. "Do tell."
He dropped the prince. "You won't amount to much if you don't pay attention..."
"Barbarian..." The boy muttered, standing up, and dusting off his royal pants.
Alfonso sighed. Then popped the royal space bubble. "Don't you wand your engineer certificate?"
Link nodded, though he was still in a huff about his royal space bubble.
"The ceremony's at the castle... and your sister is doing the honors..."
Links eyes widened. He had totally forgotten...
This would be the first time he saw his pirate obsessed sister in three years... He couldn't wait to see the look on that Tomboys face when he walked in, all officially graduated. The youngest train engineer in the kingdom. maybe once he got his certificate, he could go to Papuchia village, get noticed by a beautiful girl...
"LINK!" Alfonzo huffed.
"...I should report you for treson..." The prince sighed.
"Not now link..." Alfonso crossed his arms.
"Unless you give me a piggie back ride the whole way to my train..."
And thus, riding atop the shoulders of Alfonzo, he was off.
Little did the train engineer know, his life was about to get totally derailed.
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Grovyle: *sigh* Fine... this is Toonie Sama...
Toonie Sama: I was a pirate!
Prince link: So... He was the Link who founded hyrule...
Grovyle and Toonie Sama: It's Toonie Sama, get it right!
Prince Link: Peasant...
Toonie Sama: I was the first king of this kingdom...
Grovyle: *Gasp of the french variety* He's done what no link has done before!
Prince Link: What, found a kingdom?
Grovyle: Eh... No. HE MARRIED ZELDA!
*A farm girl, a few sages, several princess, a subrosian, Marin, Medli, the fairy queen, Mila, Din, Nayru, Fayore, Fan Girls, Mary Sues, Gary Stus, Romani, a few fairies, Fi, Girahim, and Viridi attack a pirate*
Gold Wolf: Jeez, all this over a mans marrige decision...
Prince Link: Great great granny ma!
Grovyle: Don't worry, she's protected by the plot line...