Hellos! This is a fanfiction about secrets of the Hetalia characters, past and future. He he. I got the idea from Baltikas on DeviantArt. Please check her out!
Oh well here it is Chapter 1!
"You're WHAT?" The blonde haired blue eyed hero said in disbelief. He took off his glasses, rubbed them on his army jacket, and put them back on his face. A little bit of black fuzz stuck to the side. "Am I going crazy?"
"No aru. It's the truth." The brunette looked down. "I've kept this secret for many years. If anyone found out, nobody would treat me the same way again!"
"How are you so tall?" Alfred asked.
"The shoes add 3 inches, aru."
"B-But… How? How could you hide that for so many years? Who else knows?"
"England, Mongolia, Vietnam, Taiwan, Japan, and Hong Kong aru."
"Arthur knew and didn't tell me? But I don't understand…" Alfred was very confused. China grabbed Alfred's shoulders coming face to face with him.
"Let me say this shortly. I am a woman and you must not tell anybody else." China glared at America with her dark brown eyes. It was true. China is a female. Yao was in her room changing, when America walked in. Apparently he heard England was looking for him and he opened the wrong door. China had made a wrap to hide her "lady parts" from the others. "They will never take me seriously if they find out aru!" She shook the jumbled country.
"But…"
"Women are treated in different in the other cultures. They would see me as an inferior person. If you keep your mouth shut, I'll tell you everything next week when we are splitting up to find the Axis. Understand, aru?" Alfred nodded. "Any more questions?"
"One question. Can I…. well…. You know…" He rubbed the back of his head and blushed "See your tits?" China slapped America across the face, leaving a red hand mark on his left cheek. "So, that's a no?"
"Of course it's a no you jackass." China slapped him again, this time landing on his right cheek.
"Wait. Before I go, how come Russia doesn't know? France told me that he lived in the Mongolia house with the rest of Asia until they split up. How could he have missed it? And same with Korea." Alfred asked.
"Russia was very young when he was taken by Mongolia. I never really went near him, so I don't know how he would ever find out. As for Korea, I just managed to keep my secret well. But they are both very suspicious, aru." China said. "Can you go now? It's really uncomfortable with you here now aru." China pushed America out the door. "And remember don't tell anyone you know. Anyone." She shut the door.
"Wait!" Alfred was too late. "Anyone. What about Britain? Ugh." He walked away from the room and started heading toward where England was. "I hope I get the right door this time."
Ha ha. Short Chapter. It will get longer as it progresses. Oh and anyone worrying about the pairings, there will be both hetero and yaoi. Well, mainly hints, but still.