[So I kinda fucked up on the second rewrite of the first chapter and that all happened because I originally wrote the first as an updated version of the original but I fucked up and didn't relies until it was all too late and all the words from the original hade been replaced ones and zeros and the only text that was readable was what I had added. Naturally this sent me into a blind panic with a added bonus of a cold sweat to fix my mistake and I sort of rushed to make a new rewrite as quickly as possible thus the birthing horrendous abomination of a brain fart now know as chapter 1. This one will be my next (and hopefully last) attempt at fixing my biggest mistake to date. Oh and if you want to read a Code Geass X Hyperdiemention dimension Neptunia fanfic with better punctuation and use of grammar (unlike this pice of trash) then check out Shinkir0's Zerodimension Neptunia story. Anyway let's get this shit over with.]
The last thing Lelouch Vi Britania saw was the sight of his persious little sister Nannaly crying and begging him not to die. Despite everything he has done she still cares for him. Though his plan would no doubt be a success in the long run the only few people to know the true personality and motivations of "The demon emperor" have sworn to take that information and the knowledge of the out of this day to the grave with them just like he soon will as his world began to fade to black.
[Three years before the events of Hyperdimention Neptunia Re;birth 2]
"Nannaly!" Yelled he recently killed teen emperor as he bolted up right from the bed he was lying on into a sitting position.
Then it all came back to him, the death of his mother, the crippling and blinding of his sweet innocent little sister Nannaly, he and his sister being discarded by his father, gaining his geass power, the first black rebellion, being betrayed by his childhood friend, dragged in front of his father the emperor and brain washed into forgetting his sister and life as Zero, being rescued and having his memories restored by by C.C, the second rebellion, his black Knights betraying him, his rain as the demon emperor the battle with the Damocles, his assassination at the hands of the masked terrorist known as Zero and finally the sight of Nanally crying over his dieing body. Then it was gone… all of it. The only thing left was a massive head ache.
"They're in here, right Chika?" asked a excited yet unfamiliar female voice drawing the teen tyrants attention to the door.
'It appears I'm not alone.' thought recently assassinated emperor as he then looked around for something to defend himself with. As he did so his analytical mind came to the most odvious conclusion, that if this unkown was here for him then there was likely more then one and there was also a fifty percent chance or greater that they were hostile.
'Wait a minute! Didn't I die just a few seconds ago…?' the confused young man mentally asked himself. The only thing he could remember was a name. Lelouch. Was that his name? The more he thought about it the more familiar and right the name felt and sounded to him. "Lelouch… Is that my name?" he then asked himself.
"But of course lady Vert. I had the the staff bring him here right after he appeared." said a second female voice more relaxed the the first one.
'So, there are more people here. More importantly where am I exactly?" thought the teen as he took noticed of the room he was in. Thw walls where neatly covered in an expensive green wall paper with creamy white skirting boards, door, closet doors, windowsill, a red carpet, a dresser, a wardrobe and a night stand next to the bed he was currently sitting on. (think Verts room from the anime just with out all her personal belongings and the bed on the other side of the room.) "Something tells me that green definitely isn't my favourite colour…"
"What! What do you mean him? You mean I have a brother and not an adorable little sister!?" whined the first vioce loud enough for the whole building to hear.
"Well he may not be the ideal little sibling that you always wanted, but he is rather a-attractive if I do say so my self." said the second voice trying to calm down the first voice to some extent only to stutter apon reaching the word attractive.
"I think it's high time that I take my leave." said Lelouch to himself as he began to move off of his position on the bed to make his leave only to catch sight of a some what familiar reflection steering back at him only to realise a few seconds later it was his.
His overall appearance was still the same even his hair style, but his hair was now blonde and had a low ponytail tied at the base of his skull just above his neck. His eyes had kept the look they had always held but they where now cobalt blue as apossed to the usual royal purple with a pair of red square framed glasses fit with real lenses resting on the bridge of his nose.
'Is that what I look like?' thought Lelouch studying his features in more detail.
It was then that he noticed his cloths had changed from the robes of the demon emperor to a that of a white dress suit shirt, red sleveless open vest, moderate sized lapel with gold trim and two breast pockets, black neck tie, white pants with black belt with a gold buckle, a pair of black trainers, black fingerless gloves (with the Leanbox crest in gold on the back of each one), red socks that went up to his ankles and a heavy green over coat with a large coat tail and red trim.
'Are these mine?' thought the recently awakened teen looking himself over.
"See lady Vert. I tolled you he was attractive." said the owner of the fist voice this time more clearly.
"Well I have to agree with you on one thing he is rather handsome. And do refrain from drooling on the carpets. We just had them cleaned." asked the owner of the first voice just as clear as the second.
"Sorry, lady vert." apologiesd the second voices owner.
"Hm!" at that moment Lelouch turned around only to find two woman peering in at him through the the half open door. One was a tall woman in a green dress with elbow length white gloves and had the same blue eyes and blonde hair as him. The other shorter woman was odviously the one who was doing all the drooling judging from the drool at the corner of her mouth, she had lime green hair with a black bow in it and was wearing a rather revealing black dress.
"Where am I, who are you people and why in the world is she drooling?" damnded to know the young blonde in the same tone as he used as the demon emperor subconsciously.
"Quite the charmer aren't we?" sarcastically asked the taller blonde opening the door the rest of the way and stepping into the room followed by the green haired one quickly wiping the drool from the corners of her mouth highly embaresed he saw her do that.
"As for were you are. You are currently in the guest room of the basilicom of the beautiful island nation of Leanbox. As for who I am, I am lady Vert, or as my subjects know me as Lady/CPU green heart and this is our nations oricale, Miss Chika Hakozki." said Vert introduceing herself then the one called Chika.
"Lean what? And what dose this have to do with a green computer processing unit?" asked the blonde teen thinking his hosts were crazy and the blonde had a god complex.
"Oh dear. I don't think he believes us lady vert." said Chika worldly.
"It appears you are right Chika. No matter I'll just Explain it to him in more detail. But first, allow me to change into some thing more comfortable." said Vert seconds before she was consumed by a large pilar of white light.
"Much better. Now then were to start?" said woman with green hair and purple eyes (Vert in her HDD form) who was standing where Vert once was while Lelouch was left utterly speechless.
[fourty five minutes later]
"So in summary, I'm your new big sister and welcome home." summarised Vert/Green heart excitedly as she then pulled him into a huge hug almost smothering him in he assets. (Lucky son of a bitch!)
"Can't… breath… someone… help!" begged a suffocating Lelouch.
"No fair! I what a hug too." pouted Chika in jealousy.
"Now, now Chkia. Wait your turn." siad Vert as in a motherly tone as she ran her fingers through her brothers hair.
"Lucky..." grumbled Chika.
"*gasp!* Never… do… that… again…" Begged Lelouch while trying to catch his breath after being freed from his new sisters grasp.
"Oh, my. My apologies um… what did you say your name was again?" asked Vet realiseing she didn't know his name.
"I didn't, it's Lelouch by the way." said Lelouch dryly.
"Yo Vert, what's happing. Whoa. Who's the blonde dude? And why are you trying to suffocate him?" asked a purple haired girl who bust through the door unannounced.
"Neptune tune perfect timing, meet Lelouch, my new little brother Lelouch." said Vert showing off her brother as if he was an extremely hard to get achievement in a video game.
"Nep-what!" yelled Neptune falling face first on the ground as if she tripped even though she didn't move an inch.
"B-But he's a guy! How is that even possible?" stuttered Neptune I disbelief while now sitting on the floor.
"I have no idea, but I now have a younger sibling too." said Vert still excited.
"Oh my, so this or should I say he is the cause of Leanbox's share fluctuation from earlier, how fascinating." said a small pixie like creature on a floating book as it floated into the room.
"Am I going crazy or can everyone else see the pixie on a floating book?" asked Lelouch concered for his own mental health.
"I assure you I am quite real, and I'm not a pixie. I am Planetune's oricale, Histoire." said Histoire introduceing herself after assuring she was real and not a figment of his imagination.
"At this point you'd think I shouldn't be surprised, but no. It's just one thing after another around here." siad Lelouch deciding not to question it.
"We just call her Histy for short." said Neptune picking herself up of the floor and dusting herself off.
"Any, the names Neptune, the beloved Goddess Purple Heart of Planetune and don't forget it." Neptune said introduceing herself while puffing out her (nonexistent) chest. (Shots fired!)
"..." was Lelouch's reaction, silence.
"Hey uh, what's wrong buddy? You mute or something?" asked Neptune not expecting that reaction.
"She's joking right? Because that is the worst joke I've ever heard in my life." a sceptical Lelouch said disbelievingly.
"W-What?" was all the dumb founded Neptune could say after hearing what he said and the sound of the mature tone of his voice.
"I'm afraid not, Lelouch. Neptune is the CPU of Planetune... Unfortunately a lazy one at that." said Vert muttering the last part under her breath.
"Hey! What do you mean unfortunately and lazy?" asked the offended Neptune.
"Oh, nothing…" was Verts speedy reply.
"Well maybe people will stop thinking that and take you more seriously if you do your work for once!" abruptly snapped Histy.
"Histoire, what brings you here?" asked Chika trying to change the subject. (mainly so she doesn't have to feel jealous of all the attention Lelouch was getting from vert.)
"Oh, right! My apologies. As well as being Planetune's oricale, I am also charged with recording the history gamindustri as a whole, thus leads to the reason of why I'm here, too record the event that have occurred here today." siad Histoire.
"okay? Then why is she here as well?" asked Lelouch pointing to Neptune.
"Because she needs a bodyguard in case any nasty thugs or monsters try to attack her, obviously." said Neptune trying to legitimise why she tagged along.
"…I'm guessing it has something to do with skipping out on work, Dosent it?" asked Lelouch hitting the nail on the head.
"W-What? N-No, of course not…" denied Neptune with a nervous chuckle.
"I'm afraid you are correct, Lelouch." said Histoire disappointed with her nations ruling CPU's laziness.
"Why've you gotta be so blunt about it, histy?" said Neptune her pride severely damaged.
and so the pair of Vert and Neptune talked among themselves for a while before playing a few video games while Histiore explained what vert could not to Lelouch in great detail until it was time for the Planeptune duo to leave for home sometime before midnight.
[END!]
