You say I am the wisest man
whom you have ever known,
Yet I think you are mistaken,
Are you sure you're not confused?
Vice and versa it is accurate,
Yet I fear you've switched our place.
For you surely are the wiser man
Of this unlikely pair
Evidenced by my leaving you here
To wallow in despair.
You say I am the best man too
And still again you are mistaken
The title's rights belong to you
Lies about you there are written,
To make it worse they're penned by you
Yet if I deserve that title,
Surely you deserve it too.