I always wanted to do one of these. But I see now that it's a lot harder than it seems! In the (extremely unlikely) event that I ever do another one, I know now that I have a lot to work on...

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POKEMON: POKEMON CHAMPION

nash Fetcuhm. And he was Ash Ketchums cousin. He lived from pallett town but wasn't from the same years so he was never met with as his cousin.

One day Nash fetchum got up to start his pokemon journey once and for all.

Nash Fetchum said "I will be the pokemon champion" and got up put on his socks, but looked at the cloak and he was very late so he got backpak and left faster.

dr oak said "you are late" and showed him empty pokebals. with no pokemon in them. Nash fetchum said "but what the pokemon will I have!"

A mysterius voice said "take the other pokebal nash" and he lokd but didnts see the voice. but he took the pokebal under the table and opened it.

"Pika!" it was a pikachu

Dr oak said "I didn't glad almost that one" dr oak said "it looks like it like you" and smiled.

"but watch out!" It was too late as Nash Fetchum was zapped and fall to the ground with bruises and crispy.

Nash fetchum said goodby to his mother and left on the road for the town where the first jim was. pikachu did followed along with nash and as he told stories of how ie would be pokemon champion.

Nash Fetchum went to jim because he said "I have to be good pokmon champion like my brother Ash!" and he was readied for the battle with the jim leader named Broak.

"draw your Pokemon" said the Broak as he showed him a ROCK ONYX DRAGON Nash was going to use the weedle he found in some grass but the voice said "no use pikachu" but again nash looked around and ddnt see voices.
"Who are you!" said Nash fetchum back to Nash Fetchum "you have to use pikachu because it is the dragon weakness!" said the voice. Then it just was silence.

"GO PIKACHU!" said Nash!

But broak COUNTER with ROCKS and pikachu had to adodge! then threw POKEMON at him and landed! A leap! it attacked missed! Dust everwhere. then it settled. and pikachu was tops.

broak said "Good job, take this budge"! and Nash fetchum had 2 badge because 1 was from pallett town 5 years go.

Nash Fetchum was on the rode again and laughed. It was nice out. The trees were happy in the air. But nash fetchum thinked about the voice that was right more than him.

but the voice said "nash fetchum look up" and nash looking up to the other sky and saw rayqakza and caught it in pokebal!

Nash ketchum said "YAY" i got RAYQAZAA" and went in to the day care to drop it off. But when he put on rayqaza the nice lady said "cute rayqaza its time to play with your blocks"

but rayqaza said "RAYQAZA DOES NOT PLAY WITH BLOCKS!!" and he HYPER BEAM and the daycare ceter BLOW UP!

Next he had to battle a jim with pants. he waited but the voice said to him "nash fetchum use pikachu again!" but Nash fetchum said "but the plants are hard with pikachu!" but the voice didn't answer again.

So he went. The enemy pulled out a gloom and said to Nash Fetchum "You think you have what it takes boy!" and attacked.

Pikachu dodge and leap quickly through the air and did electo sparks!
Gloom filled with electric and soon cud not battle any more. It was certain. Pikachu said "Pika!" because had won the battle again.

The jim leader said "I had you wrong kid" and gave another badge to Nash fetchum.

Nash fetchum went to the other jims really fast. He fought long and hard and got every badge becaus he always did his best. There were times when he stopped. But the voice said again "no Nash fetchum" "You must battle to be pokemon champion" and he listened to the voice to kept fighting. His pears fell when he collected his last badge to enter and the last battle.

Nash fetchum stood at the last battle for all. crowds gathered from where. The mood was at the limit for nash fetchum's quest to be pokemon champion.

The voice said "nash fetchum use pidget then pikachu. so he did. He chose pidgey for the first round.

the othler trainer said "I will be the best!" and sent CHARIZARD. they flewd through the air but pidgey was smaller and could dodge faster like lightning! Whirlwinds in the air! charziard blew fire bolts but pidgey went fast and through them to hit the target! It was like nothing before!

And then pidgey caught fire and flapped to put out. But charizard stomped him fast and he was the victor.

Nash fetchum said "NO!! PIDGEY!" but then sended out pikachu in replace.

Pikachu dove fast and finished off the fight because the charzard was weak now.
Then the trainer chose zubat but pikachu won too. Finally he was at his last pokemon and the crowd turned to nuts.

"GO 9 TALES!" and 9 tails came out! It swirld like fireballs and struck pikachu like thunder. And then pikachu's face fell in the ground.

Nash fetchum said "GO PIKACHU YOU CAN DO IT" and pikachu got back up and JUMPED and slammed it in the face so it went flying and didnt get up.

The man said "NASH fETCHUM WINS" and nash fetchum cried as he hugged pikachu.

Pikachu said "pika" and Nash fetchum said "we win pikachu and i am pokemon champion." and cried more.

But then something horible happened. The voice said "congradulations nash fetchum you did well" and nash fetchum loked up to see MEW 2 standing in front!

Nash fetchum said "It's you all along!" and Mew 2 said "Thank you nash fetchum you helped me to take over the world. You did well my little pokemon."

Nash fetchum said "But I am not a pokemon!"

but Mew 2 said "I am your master nash ketchum. Pikachu was only your imagination because you are pikachu."

Nash fetchum looked down and saw his yellow paws and fur for the first time.

Mew 2 said "You did well my little one, you deserve rest." and he held out pokebal.
Nash fetchum said "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" and tried to dodge but it was too late for him. He got caught into the pokebal and stayed there. forever.

THE END