Confuzzled
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any characters associated with Rurouni Kenshin. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this fanfiction. There is my boring disclaimer thingy. I don't know why we even have to write these. Just like it says above, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I mean, it's not like Watsuki himself will come down here and write a fanfic!!!! Oopsies, well, here's my fanfiction!
"Kenshin! Get back up, stupid! It won't do any good for you to lay there on the ground!" Hiko yelled.
"Well, I'm sorry, Oh Great Master, but I didn't expect that!!" Kenshin yelled back, twice as loud.
"You must expect the unexpected, stupid!!!! Hiko retorted, angry at Kenshin's outburst.
Kenshin was quiet for a few moments, so Hiko took this as an opportunity to hurt the young teen's ego. "You know, you're not really a man if that 'stupid' comment hurt your 'feelings.'"
Kenshin looked up at Hiko with a warm smile. This took Hiko aback, for he did not expect that. "Well, Master, let's see if you can figure this out."
"Stupid boy, I can figure everything out." Hiko told Kenshin in his conceited manner.
"Heh. Okay, how about this. If you expect the unexpected, you expect what you don't expect, so if you really think about it, when you expect the unexpected, you are really expecting everything that can happen, but you were caught off guard when I smiled at you, so don't say what you can't do, you hypocrite.
"I'm confuzzled." Was all that Hiko said afterwards.
Heheh. I liked it. That's probably because I made it, but oh well. I hope you liked it! Read and review!! No flames, please.