Camp Zag...a stupid story, nah…just kiddin'

A/N: I don't own InuYasha nor all the characters in this story…hehe… Well, some I do, like Zig Zag and…read the story and you'll find out…

PART 1

Chapter 1

This story starts once upon a time when Kagome, and InuYasha where watching TV.

"In our newest 'Camp Zag' you'll have all kinds of fuun in our fuun little islaaaand!" Said the TV man.

"What's that!" InuYasha said staring at the stupid man on TV.

"What, the ugly man, or the 'Camp Zag'?" Kagome asked.

"the-both.."

"The ugly man…I think it's the manager of the Camp, and the Camp it's a place where you stay to sleep, and you have lots of 'Fun'…" Said Kagome.

"You cant loose this opportunity to enter this newest 'Camp Zag'! This week is 2x1!" The TV man said.

"Oh, how fun! A Camp! And its on an island!" Mrs. Higurashi said with some dishes on her hands. "Kagome, you told me you wanted to go to a camp didn't you honey?" She said smiling.

"W-What!" Kagome said. "No I didn't!"

"Oh, come on honey. You'll have lots of fun! You can even bring InuYasha with you!"

"WHAT! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NO DAMN CAMP!" He yelled.

"Oh, come on InuYasha-" Kagome started thinking it might be fun to bring Inuyasha with her.

"AND WHAT ABOUT THE SHIKON SHARDS! AND NARAKU! AND SESSO-"

"Come on, InuYasha take a break! Is that the only thing you think or care about!" Kagome snapped.

"Well…" InuYasha said. HE taught maybe getting a little break from that could be fun, and on an island… "Don't you think we should talk a bout this to the others?" He said.

"Thanks Inuyasha!" She said and kissed him on the cheek. That made him blush.

"Come on! We should go and tell Miroku and the others." She said running to the well.

"Ok"

They got to where Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara where, and InuYasha said.

"Oi! Miroku!"

"Yes, InuYasha?"

"Well, Kagome and I are goin' to a canp."

"Can we go too, InuYasha!" Shippo said happily.

"Of course not! You idiot! The Camp is only in Kagome's time!" He yelled at him hitting him on the head.

"KAAGOMEE!" Shippo squealed running at her.

"InuYasha! Sit!" She said.

InuYasha fell with a loud THUD!

"Oh, InuYasha if your behavior will be like this one, I guarantee you stay!" she said.

"N-no Kagome!" he said. He really wanted to go.

"NO! You better stay here!" She said and ran away to the well.

InuYasha runs after her.

(Mean while where Ranma and Akane live…)

"WHAT! A CAMP! NOT EVEN CRAZY I'LL GO THERE!" Ranma shouted.

"Yeah, dad! I don't want to go either!" Akane shouted too.

"Well, I'm just telling you that if I where you, I would have gone, because the winner, WILL WIN A TRIP TO CHINAA!" Akane's dad said.

"HA! A TRIP TO CHINA! And what's that got to do with me! I can go whenever I want to!"

"Well not to you!" Ranma said, "But it works for mee!" He cheered.

"Ha! Well I'm glad you're getting there alone, Ranma. Cuz I'm not commin'! At least we'll have some good time without you!"

"Well, Akane. The good news is that I already paid for both of you! So don't worry!"

"WHAT! DAD! NOO! I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOO!" She said angrily.

"Geese, Akane. Its just a Camp!" Ranma said.

"Well, now go pack your suitcases, cuz I already paid!" Akane's dad said. (A/N: umm.. I don't remember Akane's dad's name…whatever..)

"Don't worry, Akane. I already packed your stuff." Akane's Sister said kindly smiling.

"What! NO! I don't wanna GO!" Akane shouted.

"Could you pack my stuff too?" Ranma said.

"YOU SHUT UP RANMA!" Akane yelled.

"Ok…I'll go pack alone…"

(Then, with Kagome.)

"Kagome, honey, have you packed your stuff?" Kagome's mother asked.

"Yeah, mom."

"Ok, well I made sum lunch for you for the trip on the bus." She said smiling. "I've made one for InuYasha too." She said showing her both of them.

"Mom! But InuYasha is not coming!" Kagome said.

"What? He's already packed his stuff too."

"What!" She said. 'What stuff he doesn't even have stuff!' she taught.

"Yes, come on, Kagome or you'll be late. We need to catch the bus on time." Mrs. Higurashi said.

(On the bus of 'Camp Zag')

"ALRIGHT! I AM ZIG ZAG! I AM THE SUPER CHIEF OF THIS SUPER 'CAMP ZAG'! NOW EVERYONE LISTEN UP!" It was the man they had seen on TV the other day.

Everybody was silent, for Zig Zag shouted very, very loudly. Zig Zag was a really short, squad person. He wore a red cap with white letters labeled 'Z Z' (A/N: It meant Zig Zag of course.)

"IN THIS CAMP, YOULL LEARN A BUNCH OF STUFF! LIKE FIGHTING! AND LEARN TO LIVE WITH NATURE!"

"Excuse me sir," A skinny man with a buncha cards on his hands and with lots of colors in his hair.

"WHAT DO YA WAAAANT!" Zig Zag shouted angrily.

"Well, I was just wondering, sir. How da hell are we getting to this island in a bus?"

"WHAAAAAAAAT? WHAT A SUPID QUESTIOOON! CANT YOU SEE OUR BUS HAS WIIIIINGS!"

"Oh, right…"

"DUMBASS! NOW TELL ME YOUR NAAAME!"

"Ur…me?" he asked.

"OF COURSE YOUUU!"

"Urm…my name is Yugui Oh, sir…" (A/N: I don't know anything about YuGuiOh…so if I write sumthing stupid…hehe…sorry)

"WHAT! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME! I WONT BE ABLE TO STAND THAT NAME THROUGHT THIS CAMP! SO I'LL HAVE TO JUST CHANGE IT!" He said angrily.

"FROM NOW ON, YOULL BE KNOWN AS…urm…as…CARD! BECAUSE I BET YA THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO BEST ISNT IT!"

"Um…yeah, sir…" He said.

"WELL GIMME THAT, CARD! YOU CANT BRING CARDS TO 'CAMP ZAG'!"

YuGui Oh lent him his cards, and he grabbed them fast.

"Oh, what a mad man…" Kagome whispered to InuYasha.

InuYasha had his cap on to hide his ears.

(Meanwhile Akane and Ranma)

"Oh, Ranma. Just look at this man. He's crazy. And we've just arrived here.

"Yeah, I bet ya he'll be like this the whole week, or worse…"

"NOW WHAT YOU WAITING FOR? TIC TAC TIC TAAAAC! TAKE UR LUGAGE INSIDE THE STUP- THE BEAUTIFUL BUS!"

Everybody went hurriedly to place their luggage inside the bus. While this happened, InuYasha accidentally knocked Ranma down.

"WHATCH WHERE YOURE WALKING!" Ranma shouted to Inuyasha.

"YOU WATCH WHERE YOURE WALING! AND KEEP OUTA MY WAY!"

"InuYasha! Don't be rude!" Kagome said to him.

"Ah, who cares! Why doesn't he watch his way!"

"That's, why I didn't want you to come," Kagome said.

"Feh, whatever wench…"

And Akane said to Ranma. "Ranma! You, don't be like that to other people!"

"WHAT! He pushed me!"

"HEY YOU PARROTS! STOP TALKING AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY SUPER IMPORTANT WORDS!" Zig Zag said.

"EVERY ONE HAS TO HAND IN AALL OF YOUR WEAPONS! NO SWORDS, NO GUNS, NO SCISSORS, NO KNIVES, NO NOTHING OF NOTHING! NO ELECTRONICS, NO TVs, NO CELLPHONES, NO RADIOS, NO NOTHING OF NOTHING! UNDERSTOOD!"

"yes sir…" Some people answered.

There seemed to be few people in this camp. Who would want to go to a camp like this one, and on an island.

"IF I GET TO FIND ONE OF THIS MENTIONED THINGS OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT, YOULL BE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED AND SUSPEDED FROM MY SUPER AND MAGNIFICENT 'CAMP ZAG'! UNDERSTOOD!"

"yes sir…" Some people answered.

A/N: Well, its my first fanfiction, so…if you would like to continue reading my story.

I'm not really good at my English though, but I hope you liked it.

And I've never seen InuYasha in English, NEVER! Only in Spanish, so I don't know their way of talking…

(Y Fffffffffunez, ya te puse un fanfict ke (creo) kerias, espero ke no este tan tonto como el ke tu leiste el otro dia, digo…es el mismo, pero un poco mejorado…y no se como le voy a hacer para lo de la cancion de pluma gay….jejejej.)