The New Girl

Chapter 1:

Welcome to Smosh

Scarlet POV

"Hi!" I type on my new Facebook account. "I'm Scarlet, Scarlet West. Welcome to my FB profile! I just moved from Washington to California so some of you don't know me. Here is basic info if you wanna know about me ;D:"

"Full Name: Scarlet April West

Nickname: Scar, Red

Age: 20

Birthday: April 4th

Hair: Long, Wavy, Light Auburn

Eyes: Bright Hazel

Weight: 110 pounds

Height: 5 ft. 6

Interests: Smosh, Animals, Texting, Singing.

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Movies: Easy A, Zombieland, Red Riding Hood,Bridesmaids, ect.

Favorite TV Shows: Smosh! xD, Glee, Spongebob Squarepants, Pretty Little Liars.

Favorite Songs: All Smosh songs, Le Internet Medley by GAG Quartet, Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

K byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD"

I stare at my computer screen as I post that on my Wall. I exit Facebook and log-in on Youtube.

"Awh…" I sigh, "No new Smosh video….Oh well". I use my thin fingers to type down "That Damn Neighbor" … My favorite Smosh video! I plug in my headphones and watch.

Suddenly, I hear a familiar voice speak outside my open window.

"Hey guys, Welcome to Lunchtime with Smosh! Or what we should call it… Lunchtime with Smosh BITCH!"

I slowly turn towards the window like they do in horror movies, until I see…. Them…..

My confused face turned into a super shocked one. I saw both Ian and Anthony standing in front of the house beside mine. I can't believe I didn't recognize my new neighbor's house! It's SMOSH!

I sprint outside my room and out my house, not bothering to close the door. There I see Anthony looking down at a white camera in his hands and Ian crowded around him looking at their work so far.

"H…h, hi!" I stutter loudly. They both look up at me. Ian is the first to smile. I try to act casual but my excitement shows in my face.

"Hey!" Ian says, stepping forward. "I'm Ian, and this is Anthony. You our new neighbor?"

"I know who you guys are. I'm huge fans! And yeah I'm your new neighbor…" I say, leaning against the side of my house.

"Cool! Well, we're just about to film lunchtime with Smosh" Anthony says sweetly.

"Nice, do you mind If I could have an autograph?" I ask, putting my hands together.

"Or…." Anthony starts, pointing the camera at me, the red light flashing showing it's recording. "….You spend Lunchtime with Smosh with us!"

I break into a proud smile, "OMG! Really? That would be amazing! Thank you guys sooooooo much!" I run up to Anthony and hug him. After a few seconds, I hug Ian. He immediately hugs me back, his hands on my hips.

"Ok guys, on our way here, we found this really hot hooker on the street, so we picked her up and now she's having lunch with us!" Anthony says, pointing the camera at me in the backseat. I smile and wave, then do a really sexy face. Anthony does a little laugh.

"So what's your name, hooker-lady?" Anthony asks me.

"I'm Scarlet, and I'm only a hooker at night" I say, winking at the camera.

"Niiiiiiiice!" Ian says from the driver's seat.

After we arrive in a Wendy's drive-thru, Ian orders the same thing as me: a cheesy cheddar burger with diet coke. Anthony sings the "Sittin' in a Drive-thru" song. Then we arrive to their home. Anthony exits the car and says "Oh look, it's Ian's bff Barbershop Pole! What do you think of Barbershop Pole, Scarlet?"

I walk to the Barbershop Pole, get on my knees, and do a really unattractive pole dance in front of him.

"HEY!" Ian shouts, pointing at Barbershop Pole, "What are you doing trying to get it on with Scarlet? You may have slept with my future-wife, but you are NOT sleeping with my hooker!"

Anthony and I start laughing like crazy, I think I blushed, but Ian goes really close to the lens and says "I mean it ಠ_ಠ"

I'm the first to finish my meal. Even before Anthony could find Twitter questions.

"Damn, girl!" Ian says, looking really mad and surprised at the same time.

"Okokok. Instead of you guys asking us questions," Anthony starts, pointing the camera at himself , "We're gonna ask Scarlet Hooker questions! Yay! xD"

"K me first" Ian says, "How long have you been subscribed to us?"

"Hmm…Like since 2008 or 2009. I get all my humour from you guys!" I say sweetly

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Ian and Anthony say at the same time. I smile.

Few hours later

"Thanks for inviting me to have lunch with you guys!" I say sweetly at the doorstep.

"Hey no prob! We think your hilarious!" Ian says, smiling at me.

"Wanna hang out with us tomorrow? We're gonna open, like, tons of mail." Anthony asks

"Sure!" I sorta giggle "See you around!" I wave bye and open my door.

I flop onto my bed. Oh…..my….god…. I can't believe I just hung out with Smosh! I'm like, their new friend! Oh and Ian…..so hotter in person….If only he could be mine…...