Long ago, I, Megamind, the incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy, used to be a supervillain, tried to take over Metro City. I tried, tried, and tried, until Metro Man, the greatest hero of Metro City, before Titan, defeated me, and he had a love relationship with Roxanne Ritchi, and I hated her at the time when Metro Man was still a hero, so I kidnapped her all the time, they he rescued her.
Years later, I just won a fight between Metro Man, and me. And my diabolical and evil plan became victorious, and not only villains, like Mojo Jojo and Plankton, congratulated me, the dictators from dictatorships, like North Korea, Iran, Syria, and other dictatorships, adult cartoon characters, Nick Jr. characters, anime characters, Republicans, bullies, criminal gangs, terrorists, and virtual pets congratulated me too. They recognized me as the ruler of Metro City.
When I forced Hal Stewart to become the last hope for being the hero of Metro City, things turned around when he became a villain, like me... in the past.
Soon, when I successfully defeated Hal, I have earned myself to become the hero of Metro City. Not as it's ruler, but as a hero, and soon, Roxanne Ritchi loved me instead, so I loved her very, very much.
And now, I, Megamind, the incredibly handsome vigilant genius and master of all heroic, made villains, dictators, adult cartoon characters, Nick Jr. characters, anime characters, Republicans, bullies, criminal gangs, terrorists and virtual pets, feell upset, and well, I made heroes look so happy.
And now, it's my second day as the hero of Metro City. I've asked the finest interior designers to make my base look as same as it was when I was an bad, evil, nasty villain, except it's all white.
So, I'll keep all my supervillain attire for civilian uses, but I'll wear a white one for in case of when there's trouble.
So, this looks a job for Megamind, defender of Metro City.
