Just thought of making a skit out of .hack instead of ToA. So hope that you people enjoy!!
Skit: Cooking system
Kuhn: What the heck is this!?
Haseo: The new cooking system…
Kuhn: I did not mean that, I mean what did you made!!!
Haseo: Rice ball…
Atoli: Oh Haseo, you cook rice ball?
Haseo: How about you, Atoli?
Atoli: Well, I made Miso Stew.
Kuhn: Hah!! Atoli is stronger than you in cooking!!
Haseo: That is because I LIVE ALONE YOU SUCKER!!!!
-Haseo PK Kuhn with Dual Guns-
Kuhn: I will never say anything stupid again…
Haseo gets the title Normal Cook – You just cook simple, nothing much.
Atoli gets the title Great Chef – For a girl who very shy, she got great taste!
Kuhn gets the title Best Target – You get what you deserve, a hit on the forehead!