One damn fine morning, Naruto was diddly daddling around in town while suddenly it hit him that damn maybe I should go see if there is any missions or diddly stuff like that cause u know he is a ninja. And so he started running when suddenly this old dame came around and be like
"Ay yo where's the morning deliveries?"
A kling sound came from Narutos head like yo he remembered something so he – "oh yes wait a minute". Naruto bend down and started shaking and like man is he shitting himself or wat but what he actually was doing was opening up his seal on his stomach. This huge damn hole opened up which is weird cause the seal is shaped like a naruto – and it shoot off naruto ramen like PJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUshh in the speed of 200km/h and it went right straight into her mouth like it looked like she was puking but like opposite she was eating it.
Tears fell down her cheeks as the tension was so high so she be like dayum im full no more thank you naruto for your narutos. So naruto flew off like a real ninja at heart and that is what he did every morning. When he was a kid he blamed his father for this misfortune but whatcha gon' do yaknow? Effeminato was a weird ass father more like a mother pft and he felt like puttin' in naruto seeds or whatever in his son's stomach.
There is a catch though; Naruto could not feed himself with his Narutos- that would be deadly and it would put everyone in danger. I don't know why and how but that kind of sucks ey I mean you see food coming out of yourself everyday and you cant eat it? Pft.
It seemed like forever when Naruto was stopped by the people of konoshit asking for free food and all except when this pretty dark haired thing came to him; skinny, pale as shit, soothing eyes and an exceptional cleavage- Sasuqué. They were the bestest of best friends like shit so close they compare their manliness. But their favourite game was – "Catch me if you can" especially on the beach. It was usually Naruto who was the catcher but I mean ey it was easy cause Naruto had his ramen flying out like PJUUUuUUuUUush and gotta catch em all sasuque's.
So sasuque was like yo bro gimme dat juiiice and Naruto as usual offered his dayum delicious naruto ramen and as usual sasuque gave of beautiful tears as the tension was so high (as always) but Sasuque didn't say anything he was bad at expressing, cause u know his ninja family be like that so he just flew away.
Oh and all the narutos in naruto cry over him. Dunno why it just is
And so it continues someday.