Authoresses Note: Hey! Please be nice, 'Kay? This is my first official story!! Yeah…it's a bit dark ; So on forward to "A Kunai's Kiss"

A KUNAI'S KISS

CHAPTER ONE

PUNK GIRL IS KIDNAPPED

In the village hidden in the leaves, there was a rebellion group of four people. Two guys and two girls. Sakura Haruno, Temari of the sand, Gaara of the sand, and Kankuro of the sand. They were all what you normal people would call freaks. (Me:Tsk, tsk! Being Goth and or Emo or Punk is fine :P Itachi: Back to the story Baka-chan)

Sakura was a smart girl. Smarter than her team seven mates even knew. She barely ever showed it in front of them, afraid that they might start calling her a nerd. She shivered at the thought. She ate nerds for breakfast! She didn't want to be a cannibal! Chaa right, Saku-chan!! Her inner self shouted in her head, being annoying as usual. Sakura sighed, catching the kunai thrown at her back. "Oh, get off your damn high horse, Sasu-gay!!" She chuckled silently at her own personal joke. She used to love Sasuke but soon got over it once she saw his brother.

Sasuke, whom was behind her, growled, "Shut up, Pinky!!" he flipped the bird at her back. Sakura was at his neck in a flash, kunai at his neck "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" She kicked him in a tree and shifted her hair out of her face, letting her lip ring glimmer in the sun. She stuck out her tongue at him, her sliver bell-bar shining. Naruto sighed "Cut it out you two!!" He rubbed his head and kept walking. Sakura growled, "See you later guys. I've gotta go get Temari and Gaara home." She was gone in a puff of smoke.

She had found Temari and was walking with her to find Gaara. Temari was laughing loudly, her belly button ring jingling. "Did you stay long enough to see if you made him lose a tooth?" Temari asked, laughing about how Sakura whooped Sasuke's ass. "Naw, I bolted. I 'Had to come get you and Gaara' but he was asking for it." Gaara appeared before them in a whirl of sand grains. "Hey, you two. Kankuro wants you home. Now. One of you stole his choker and he wants it back." Sakura giggled, holding it up "This thing? It was in my room." She tossed it to Gaara, patting him on the head "Take that to him, okay little bro?" Gaara nodded.

Sakura was fast asleep when she heard something move outside. She lay perfectly still, listning. She heard muttering "Shut up" The voice sounded familiar. "Sorry Itachi. The bat landed on me!!" This voice was raspy. Sakura's heart skipped a beat. Itachi. The Akatsuki is here. Damnit! Sakura took the kunai that she always hid under her pillow, ready for a fight. Her window opened quietly; there were light footsteps. She felt something hit the side of her neck, and then every thing went black.

Sakura soon woke up to wind on her face. She felt the warmth of some one's chest and arms that where carrying her. She wanted to look up but she wouldn't dare. She saw something blue running beside them. Kisame She remembered. Wait!! If that is Kisame…who's carrying us?! Sakura's Inner self cried out in her head. It has to be Itachi, Baka!! Wait…Itachi?! ACK!! I probably look horrible!! She yelled in her head. "Hey Itachi. She's awake…" Kisame said. She felt Itachi growl at him. She heard Kisame sigh.

"Why the hell are you kidnapping me?!" She said, glaring up at Itachi. He only looked forward, running. Kisame snickered. "Why aren't you putting up a fight?" Sakura sighed "Why would I, I would only end up being severely hurt, drained of Chakura, mentally deranged, or dead." Sakura retorted, eyes closed. She heard Kisame strain for a come back. Her Inner giggled. "Oh, and by the way you two, Temari is going to kick your asses when she finds me gone. Just putting that out there!" Itachi smirked. "Uh-huh" was all that he said. Sakura looked at his eyes. They were slightly clouded. She frowned "You're going blind, Uchiha." He looked down at her then looked back to where he was running.

They got to the base pretty quickly Sakura sighed when they got there. "Itachi. I can fix your eyes. I'm a medical ninja." Itachi frowned again "Fine." He set her on her feet. They were in the living room in the base. The base was about two miles into the ground. Itachi sat on the black leather couch, cross-legged. He beckoned for her to come over. 'Fine, then, heal my eyes." Sakura smiled slightly. She walked over, putting her hands lightly on the sides of his head. Her hands glowed with green Chakura. "Itachi-san. Close your eyes and open then after ten seconds." She closed her eyes, laying her fore head on his. She was transmitting her Chakura into him.

After ten seconds the Cherry Blossom and the Weasel both opened their eyes. Itachi smirked. "Much better. I can see again." He pondered for a moment "But why would you help an Akatsuki member?" Sakura sat next to him, exhausted. "Because. You're a human like most of us. There for, you deserve the same medical attention as every one else." She lay back on the couch, closing her eyes. Night, Inner.

Hey!! Review please!! :3 OH!! And If any one has any ideas or other couples to put in here (Like PeinXKonan) And such, I shall accept them (I do Yaoi too :D) AND If anyone wants to draw a scene from this or any other chapters, feel free. I shall put it in a document and use it!! ;P E-mail me at