"There is something soooooo wrong about that," Artemis laughed loudly as she injected Robin with a heavy sedative. The little bird was lying in his bed with only a pair of batman boxers on his pale body. "I know he loves daddy bat but this is taking it waaay too far!"

Meghan chuckled, "I think it's cute! But I don't think it's quite fitting for what we have in mind." She suddenly lit up in excitement. "Hello Meghan! I have the perfect lingerie to match the ribbon!"

Artemis looked at her with amusement and curiosity, "Wow Meghan, I thought you were a prude all this time! We should swap stories one day," Artemis winked and Meghan's face tinted pink.

Aqualad looked disinterested in the entire ordeal as he watched the two girls banter back and forth about virginity and such. "Alright we get the picture Artemis. Meghan can you go get the lingerie?"

Megahn lit up, thankful for the excuse to leave, "Just wait till you see it! It's absolutely adorable! Superbly gave it to-" Meghan was abruptly cut off by Konner's hand slapping across her mouth.

Roy burst out laughing, "I can't picture Conner in a lingerie store! My god I wish I could have seen that!" Aqualad thumped Red Arrow over the head and he shut up instantly. This time Super Boy blushed and let his hands fall to his side. Meghan floated out of the room and out of sight.

In a couple of minutes Meghan returned with a red, three-piece corset, thong and garter set with a pair of silky black stockings. Artemis whistled in appreciation. "Damn, that boy's got taste."

Aqualad nodded in agreement and decided it was time to steer the team back on task. "Alright girls out you go!"

Artemis whined, "But Kaldur! He's gay! I want to see his-" Aqualqd glared at the blonde who instantly shut up and left the room, dragging Meghan with her.

"Honestly... That girl is ridiculous." Aqualad instructed Superboy to lift Robin out of his bed so that he and Roy could dress him in the lingerie. The three looked at each other warily.

"Do we really want to do this? I'm sorry but it is kinda weird." Roy scratched his head and chuckled awkwardly.

"Just...pull them off fast." Super Boy shuddered and looked away from the limp Robin he held up by the waist.

Roy blushed and quickly slipped Robin's boxers off his small frame. Once they were off his blush disappeared and Aqualad found his calm demeanor fading. "Oh my god! Can that even be considered a penis? There's almost nothing there! Oh my god this is hilarious!" Roy giggled and slipped the red thong over Robin's legs.

Aqualad went to do the back of the corset up but found himself struggling with the ribbons. "Ugh, why is this so complicated?"

"Let me," Super Boy lay Robin down on the bed and began working the ribbon up the back of the corset. Clearly it wasn't his first time tangling with it. Roy chuckled.

"Can we come back in?" Artemis peeked her head in through the door and smiled upon seeing the only thing Robin didn't have on was the stockings and garter.

At a speed that would impress even Wally, she jumped onto the bed, straddling Robin, and snatched the stockings from stunned Roy's hands. "Meghan! Come give me a hand girly!"

Meghan stumbled into the room and Artemis pulled her down to sit in front of her on Robin's chest. Super Boy's nostrils flared up as Artimed slipped her arms around Meghan to pull the stockings onto Robin's legs, followed by the garter, the entire time, kissing up and down the martian's neck.

Aqualad shook his head at the blondes antics before pulling her off of Robin and Meghan before Super Boy broke something. "For once can you behave yourself?"

Artemis giggled and kissed Kaldur's cheek, "Nope!"

He rolled his eyes, "Meghan, you got the ribbon?"

Meghan looked up shocked from on top of Robin before scrambling to her feet and pulling a large roll of red ribbon from a pocket in her nightgown, "Here it is!"

Roy grabbed it from her hands and began tying up the little bird without a word. Artemis shrugged and went to help him. For some reason no one had anything to say as they tied up their unconscious team mate. When they were done, Super Boy picked up Robin and they made their way out of the room and down the hallway.

"I hope Wally likes his birthday present," Artemis chuckled as they entered the room of Kid Flash.