shadow and his flamboyantly gay pal sonic were struttin down hte street when they saw some fucking famtastic 300$ shoes in a store window. Sonic was like "betch i need thos fucking shoes" and shadow was like "but betch theyre fucking 300 dollors" and sonic was like "fuck u lets get em" and they went in the store
sonic tried on the fucking fantastic fucking shoes and his feet were fucking 20 sozes too big so he asked the clerk "excuze me betch I need a bigger size" and trhe clerk betch was like "umm excuse me sir we dont carry any bigger sizes and they already run kinda small also your feet are bigger than your body" and sonic was like "oh" and then sonic was like "oh" and then sonic was like "oh" and then sonice was like "oh and u know what betch FUCK U"
"FUCK U"
"FUCK U"
"LETS GET THE SHOES"
and then shadow was like "calm down sonic u dont need tjese shoos" and sonic was like" FUCK U" and punched shadow in his bag of doritos which he was holding in his third hand aka his seventh foot and shadow was like "aw man those cost me 300 bucks" and sonic was like "the same as my fucking shoes so buy them for me betch" and so SHadow bought the shoes for thje betch the eMDNDND