"Hey Firestar?" Cloudtail asked

"Yeah?" Firestar replied.

"What are your daughters doing?" He asked

"…Getting ready to sing…" Firestar replied.

"….What?"

Leafpool and Squirrelflight got up on high rock and addressed the clan, "We are going to sing you all a song!"

The clan groaned, but stopped when Squirrelflight glared at them.

Leafpool and Squirrelflight: We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

Leafpool: Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reach in and make it drown

Squirrelflight: If we sneaking up upon him carefully
There will be a head for you and a tail from me

Leafpool and Squirrelflight:We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on our donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Squirrelflight: meow. Here kitty kitty kitty kitty

Leafpool: Do you hear what I hear
A baby cry

Squirrelflight: Where we find a baby there's milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and also some for me

Leafpool and Squirrelflight: We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on
our new donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

Leafpool:: no I am

Leafpool and Squirrelflight: There is no finer cat than I am

Squirrelflight: no I am!

Leafpool and Squirrelflight: There are no finer cats than we am

The clan cheered, but Cloudtail spoke up.

"That was o.k, but don't quite your day job."

Suddenly Starclan sent lightning and struck Cloudtail

"Never mind, good job."

"And that's why Cloudtail doesn't mess with Squirrelflight or Leafpool." Longtail told Lionkit, Jaykit, and Hollykit.

"…I don't get it…"