Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. His name was Zoro. Yes, the princess was a guy, deal with it. Princess Zoro lived with his father, Queen Luffy and his evil step-mother, King Nami. Now, Princess Zoro had the most silky smooth hair in all existence. Sure, it was green, but it was just soo soft. King Nami was very jealous of her stepson's incredibly silky smooth hair. Really, the only reason she hadn't had the princess killed was that her magical talking mirror, Usopp, was always telling her she had the silkiest hair in the kingdom.
"HEY YOU, MIRROR!" She would yell, pointing at the trembling looking glass "WHO HAS THE MOST SILKY SMOOTH HAIR IN THE WHOLE KINGDOM, ME OR THAT STUPID MARIMO?" Usopp would always stutter in reply
"W-W-Why y-y-y-you of c-c-course, m-my Q-queen, y-you of course h-h-have the m-m-most s-silky s-smooth h-h-hair in th-the k-kingdom, m-m-m-much s-softer th-than p-p-princess Zoro's, or m-m-my n-name is-isn't the g-g-great ca-ca-captain U-usopp"
This always satisfied the King, until one day Queen Luffy pointed out that the mirror was not named "The Great Captain Usopp" After that, well, let's just say that King Nami was in for about seven year's bad luck. Yes, that means that she broke Usopp, now shush, I'm trying to tell a story here
So, King Nami then summoned her chef/huntsman Sanji.
"QUEEN NAMI-SWAN!" He crooned, wiggling like a piece of wet spaghetti, "What to want me to do, my most beautiful, magnificent, lovely, divine-"
"Go kill Princess Zoro!" she said "And make sure that he's dead! Or else I'll throw you to the okamas!"Sanji blanched at the thought of being thrown to the Okamas, but quickly returned to swooning over his queen.
"YES NAMI-SWAN! I'll get rid of the shitty marimo, and then Nami-swan will have the softest hair in the whole Kingdom!"
{-}
Princess Zoro was practicing his sword-fighting skills. No, he did not have tea parties, he was a MAN. So, anyways, Zoro was practicing his sword-fighting skills when Sanji told him they were going to go into the woods.
"No ero-cook" Princess Zoro took the sword out of his mouth. The reason he had a sword in his mouth was that he fought with 3 swords, and he could only hold one in each hand, now shut up or I'll stop telling you the story!
Zoro and Sanji then had a fight, because Sanji did not like being called ero-cook. It wasn't a serious fight though, because they were friends and insulted each other all the time. Then they went for a walk in the woods.
Sanji leaned against a tree and took out a cigarette. "Hey, shitty marimo, you're gonna have to leave the kingdom." He lit the cigarette and took a long drag.
"What?"
"Well, Nami-swan wants to have the silkiest smooth hair in the entire kingdom, so you're gonna have to leave."
"Like hell I'm going to leave just cause I have nicer hair!"
"She told me to kill you, and that's what I'll do if you don't leave, you marimo bastard!"
An evil glint entered zoro's eyes as he tied his black bandana around his head.
"Good luck with that."
Then they began to fight. Zoro pwned Sanji, obviously. What do you mean you want me to describe the battle! I don't wanna! No more story for you, you obviously can't appreciate it!
A/N Is it funny? Review, and tell me what you think! Pretty, pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top, please review!