IMPORTANT: Assignment for English. Had to write a poem about unrequited love.
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Paul's Alone Time
I walked by them in the mall,
they were so stunning they caused me to fall.
I looked through the glass,
I may have acted a little crass.
Some may even say outlandish.
But oh!- how I have a fetish...
for twins.
I pondered, as I stroked my chin, and went in.
I walked around a little,
wasting time perusing the aisles.
I went over to make contact,
and I swear this is a fact.
They felt so luscious in my hands.
They practically screamed, "You can be our man!"
I fingered every stitch.
But alas- they did not fit.