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Karin's Mom has it going on
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"Sasuke! Sasuke!" Karin Haruno cried out in the school parking lot, looking for her boyfriend.
Sasuke Uchiha strolled out of the metal doors, conversing with his best friend Naruto.
"Sasukeee!" she shrieked, skipping over to him.
"Hey, Karin." he said tiredly.
He did not want to hang out with his annoying girlfriend today at all. He wanted to go home and play the new Halo 3 with the dobe and Shikamaru.
"Wanna come over?" she asked. "My pool's been cleaned and shit, so let's go swimming!"
"Can't." was his terse reply.
"Why not?" she pouted, flipping her vibrant red hair over her shoulder. "It's a sunny day, there's vodka and lemonade and cookies at my house! And I bought a new bikini…" she trailed off suggestively.
"Can't." he repeated, blinking.
Naruto Uzumaki snorted. "No means no, Four-Eyes."
"Who asked you, blondie?" she sniped back cattily.
"The great Master-Chief. Come on, teme, let's go to your house and play Halo." he scuffed his beaten Vans. "Neji wants to try it out too. No fair that you got yours early."
"Only cause the rest of you are too stupid to pre-order. Look Karin, I already have plans.''
"But…but…Sasuke!" she whined. "We haven't spent any time together this month!"
"For a good reason." the blond-haired boy muttered under his breath.
Completely ignoring them and turning to look at the mouth of the parking lot, Karin shrieked again.
"Mother!"
At this, both boys snapped to attention.
Is she really finally back from-
Foxy mama alert! Foxy mama alert! Whistle! Whistle!
The blue-eyed boy gave a stupid grin and wolf-whistled. "Hey, Mrs Haruno!"
The dark-haired boy remained rooted to the spot as he watched as the electric-blue convertible with the terribly achingly familiar pink head pulled into the nearest parking spot.
The woman got out, and neatly shut the car door.
"Hello, darling." Mrs Haruno smiled with ruby-red lips.
"Mother! I thought you were supposed to be gone for another week!" the bespectacled girl cried out.
"I managed to pull off the job early and decided to pick you up." the older woman air-kissed her daughter on both cheeks before directing her gaze to the two males behind her.
"Hello, Naruto. I thought I recognized your whistle." she laughed, her green eyes glittering with amusement. "Hello, Sasuke. I hope you have been treating my lovely daughter well."
What daughter? was the only coherent thought that ran though the Uchiha's head as he stared.
Was it just him, or did Karin's mom honestly get hotter after her business trip.
He knew it wasn't him when Naruto's eyes lingered on Mrs. Haruno's curvy form without batting an eyelash. Sasuke especially knew it wasn't him when other boys and girls in the parking lot decided to look over at the group.
Sasuke's tongue felt thick. He couldn't believe this. He was turning into a prepubescent school boy again over his girlfriend's mom.
Of course when Sasuke gets the courage to talk, Karin decided to step in. "Of course he's treating me right! You know how Sasuke is." she replied with a kiss to his pale cheek. He fought the urge to wipe off the clear lip gloss but nodded.
Mrs. Haruno giggled. "How could I forget?" she took a moment to move a piece of pastel hair sticking to her forehead. "Wow, isn't it warm out here? I expected the weather to be better by the time I got back." she paused once more to undo the buttons of her blouse to leave herself in a white camisole.
Karin gave her mother a curt nod. "Exactly! I was trying to convince Sasuke to come over and swim, but he has other plans." she finished with a frown.
Mrs Haruno shrugged. "You can't stop someone else's plans, Karin. We can invite him and Naruto over another time. I guess it'll just be me and you swimming."
"No wait!" Naruto shouted with a raise of his hand, "Me and Sasuke can go!"
Sasuke felt his left eye twitch. How the hell did he know that Naruto was gonna do that? Of course the thought of Mrs Haruno in a bathing suit…
Uh oh, someone's pants are getting tighter. Down boy, down!
"That's good. I guess I'll see you boys in a little bit." Mrs Haruno finished with a smile.
Naruto grinned. "Thanks a lot, Mrs. Haruno!"
She chuckled. "Call me Sakura, sweetie. We've known each other long enough."
The black-haired boy gave a dry swallow. Sakura….
He then watched as Karin and Mrs. Haru – Sakura, got in to the electric blue car and speed off. Sasuke fought the urge to leave his mouth slightly agape like his blonde friend.
"Come on teme! Let's get in your car and speed to our houses. We have to get there soon!" the blue-eyed boy hollered while pulling Sasuke to his black European car.
Sasuke grunted. "They're not gonna die by the time we get there."
"You never know!" the other retorted, shoving the key in the ignition.
Sasuke just sighed and shrank back from the hot leather of his seats.
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Karin's Mom has got it going on
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hypheniated's AN: The idea was stuck in my head, you see. :P So I put it down in words.
KinkyK's AN: And of course, I just helped. :D And sadly no lemon needed. - sigh-
Inspired by Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne. Excellent song, BTW.