And Itachi stole Sasuke's idea for the Akatsuki uniform and claimed it as his.
And Sasuke pushed Itachi into a lake.
And Itachi dressed up as a weasel at Sasuke's birthday.
And Itachi decided to make Sasuke's first kitty-cat a piñata...
And then clown pictures fell out.
They were photo shopped clown pictures of Sasuke...
And then he put them on the web..
And guys like Oro showed up for autographs...
And then Oro tried to 'get it on'.
Then Kakashi showed up trying to steal Sasuke from Oro...
((sub- And then Sasuke kicked Itachi "there" and ran off...))
Then Naruto and Sakura came arguing over who gets Sasuke...
Then they had a whole battle over it and Neji showed up... (see JAC Cup of Ramen)
And then Hinata came passing by, pointing fingers...
And Itachi was horridly dancing to Soulja Boy.
No, he invented ANBU Soulja Boy and forced Sasuke to dance and Sasuke refused so Itachi kept poking him with a pink lollipop...
And then Sasuke got mad and threw the lollipop on the ground, then Itachi showed everyone Sasuke's baby pictures...
And then Sasuke bit Itachi and Itachi complained that he had rabies so he went and put Sasuke in the Humane Society...
And then Sasuke broke out and watched as Itachi came in with a clown suit on...
Sasuke then attacked him and blamed his animal instincts...
Katsune: Probably more coming, so deal with it. I was watching something on youtube and decided to post it on a forum and someone actually replied.
This is what we came up with. THANK YOU TIA!
Sasuke: You... need... help...
Katsune: That's what you told my friend, but we all knew that. THANK YOU! COME AGAIN! Please stay tuned for me, I promise there might actually be more soon!