Wife swap
Emmett pov.
"It came! It finally came!" I yelled out after I checked the mail, the cream envelope with WIFE SWAP on it was the last in the pile of junk mail, outdoor living, gardening secrets and music monthly. I was home alone, everyone else was hunting, so now I could have to figure out how to tell them. I know Alice already knows, I went to her to make sure it would be ok. I mean seriously, I'm not THAT stupid… At first she wouldn't do it, but I used my Emmett charm.
Eddie has been suspicious, even though I don't think he knows. Alice has been thinking about Jasper in 'certain ways' so Edward is scared to look in her mind. I have thinking of rose, mmm rose. Wait, what was I thinking about? Oh well...
A few hours later
Carlisle pov
Everyone was running home from hunting, everyone except Emmett for some reason he wanted to stay home. I heard him mumble something about a letter coming, which is weird since usually all we get is shopping catalogs for the girls, some playboy for Emmett and Jasper, musical stuff for Edward and mechanical stuff for Jacob. We all got back to the house and opened the door. I heard Emmett drop something, run up to his room and jump out the window. He and his antics...
"Carlisle, this isn't one of his jokes, go check what he dropped on the counter." . Said Edward. I was worried, I didn't know what it was so I walked into the beautiful kitchen my wife just remodeled. None of this stuff is any use to us, but on the rare occasions we have guests, it helps. But on the marble counter was an envelope with the letters W S on it. It was addressed to me so I opened it carefully. It read "Congrats Mrs. And Mr. Cullen! Your entry for Wife swap was magnificent and we would love to put you on our show. For a special episode, instead of have wives swap, the husbands will. Our very first Husband swap! On June 24th we will have a camera man come and film your family, June 25th you will be picked up in a limo and taken to Toledo Ohio." I just stood there, staring at the paper. What ever possessed Emmett to do this? Just then Alice spoke up.
Apov
I was just about to walk into the kitchen when I had a vision
We were all sitting by the tv and were watch wife swap, it was a special edition where Carlisle would be going instead Esme. It showed Carlisle walking into a dark blue house, when a little rat like thing attacked him and he ran ( at human speed) outside, then asking the crew what it was.
I already knew about the wife swap part, but I promised Emmett I wouldn't tell. I knew Carlisle would not be happy about this, so I decided not to chance losing my credit cards. "It's ok daddy, I saw it and it will be fine!". Carlisle took a deep calming breath, and in a low voice, in which you could tell he was trying to keep his temper. "You knew?" "Of course not daddy! I would never do such a thing to you! I just now saw it!". I saw Emmett look at me with a shocked face. All I got to say is all's fair in love and shopping.
By that time everyone but Esme were gathered in the kitchen. Carlisle almost looked panicked, which was very rare. I could fell my Jazzy trying to calm everyone down. Once everyone was remotely calm, rose spoke up "What's the big deal, it's just a letter. What could it possibly say that could get Carlisle so panicked?" "Rosalie dear, it's not just a letter, if the Volturi decide it might expose us, they might come after us."
I looked into the Volturi's future, I saw Aro, Causus, Markus and the guard gathered around a 110" tv watching us, they were all laughing, even Jane.
I guess my eyes went blank like they sometimes do, everyone was staring at me. "What did you see Alice?" Carlisle asked. "They were all laughing, even Jane. They'll find it funny. We won't have any problems with they Volturi!" I replied with my usual perkiness. Bella, with Nessie on her her hip spoke up. "That's all well and good, but what are we talking about in the first place?"
Carlisle placed the letter on the table. After we all read it, he then said "Now, Emmett let us all see the video.