Harmony's Complaint
The title says it all
I do not own the fictional characters. They belong to whoever produced the TV Series Buffy Vampire Slayer.
I hope whoever's in charge of fanfiction .net has a sense of humor.
Harmony's Complaint
By MrBillyD
Hey you guys on the fanfiction .net Forum! Listen up!
My name is Harmony. That's right. I'm the vampire who you writers, keep making up stories about, and I can't believe how many of you have been getting it all wrong.
I've just read one by the clown who uses the alias "MrBillyD". He starts with the words; "Harmony woke up naked, with a naked dead guy in her bed."
If I knew who this MrBillyD really is, I'd sue him! I'm thinking of contacting a lawyer, and bringing a suit against whoever's in charge at fanfiction .net.
To begin with, I am no longer a slutty, ditzy, 17 year old airhead. I am in my mid-twenties, and I am faithful to my loving vampire husband, Xander Harris. I am also clear headed; and who the hell would want to be the way she was, when she was 17?
Since Xander and I are vampires, we can't have children, and we've been trying to adopt; but the libelous things you people have been writing about me, is being taken as fact, so no adoption agency wants anything to do with us.
Xander and I also Born Again Christians. We do not cringe at the sight of the cross, and we drink only pigs' blood. We are members of the First Presbyterian Church of Vampires, where we worship on Sunday nights, and our vampire Pastor, is the Reverend Cordelia Chase.
I'd like to see what you writers can do with that.