So, uh, yeah. WRITING RAMPAGE. RAWR!
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Snake was hidden behind a fridge, in the Smash Mansion kitchen. The kitchen had many utensils, but the knives were covered up for safety reasons. Darn old Toon Link!
Snake stood in front of a camera, but instead of his sneaking suit and headband, his beard shaved, he had on an outfit suspiciously resembling The Crocodile Hunter's old uniform.
"Welcome, to wildlife observation with Snake." The mercenary grinned.
"Well, today, we're gonna observe the wild Kirby. There is only one of these indigenous creatures!" said Snake.
Behind him, several different colored Kirbys ran through the room in a stampede, crushing Yoshi.
"MY FOOD!" exclaimed the Pink one.
"No, mine!" said a light blue Kirby.
Pink Kirby ate Light Blue Kirby. He turned light blue in color.
" Ah! I ate myself!" screamed Pink/Light Blue Kirby in horror.
"Ah! We're confusing our readers!" cried Yellow Kirby, eating a donut!
"AH!" screamed Red Kirby.
"OH NO!" exclaimed Orange Kirby.
"THE HORROR!" exclaimed purple Kirby,
"Wait, are you eating a donut?" asked Gray Kirby.
Everyone mauled Yellow Kirby.
"Ah! It appears there are more than one Kirby! They are a very aggressive species, A Poyonesian!"
Crickets chirped.
"FRESH MEAT!" exclaimed all the surviving Kirbys.
They all ate the crickets.
"We must be cautious, as Kirbys are aggressive and will eat anything they can…So…"whispered Snake.
"I choose you!" Snake whispered, even though there was an exclamation point after his statement.
Snake threw a Poke Ball, and Pikachu popped out, wearing a bandana.. He Iron Tailed Gray Kirby, breaking his nonexistent neck, but all the Kirbys jumped the poor chu, swarming him. The Kirbys separated, and all there was left was a bandana. Red Kirby ate Gray Kirby's corpse, and became Gray Kirby! Confusing, eh?
"Meh, I haven't trained him much. Ah well! I wonder…"
Snake threw what WAS Pikachu's PokeBall at Orange Kirby. It shook once, twice, thrice, and he caught Orange Kirby.
"Now I can use that Kirby to fight the other ones!" said Snake. Too bad the caught Kirby was in his PokeBall, near all the other Kirbys.
"…Drat!" exclaimed Snake, rather loudly.
The Kirbies' nonexistant ears perked up and looked at the fridge, Snake was hiding behind.
Gray Kirby ate the Fridge, and all little Kirby eves were on Snake. They were all greedy.
"uh….Look! A distraction!" exclaimed Snake, pointing to the cabinet.
Weegee, the creepy incarnation of Luigi himself, and Tails Doll were sitting at the counted. They stared at all the Kirbies' souls.
Gray Kirby imploded.
Light Blue Kirby vomited out his brain.
Pink Kirby started on fire.
Everyone else died gory deaths.
"Gee, thanks guys! You saved us!" said Snake
The two turned their stares at Snake.
"Gahhhh!" screamed Snake.
"Snake? Snake! SNAKE!" exclaimed *insert name of person on Snake's communication list here*
The screen turned black.
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Yay, end of chapter one. Now leave me alone.
Forever.
~Albino