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This is set back in 2006 before Lita and Trish retired. Um. I don't know the time length of this story yet but it will most likely pass the time when Lita and Trish retired. So for the sake of my story, Lita and Trish will not be retiring.
I will be using the Edge/Lita vs Cena story line but I will have my own things added into it.
"Seriously Trish," Lita stated as she entered the hotel room she was sharing with her friend as they made their way back from yet another night of Monday Night Raw. "I don't know why you want me to go hang out with John so much. We've been working with each other for a month now. If I don't like him now, what makes you think I will like him any time soon?" Lita was getting very annoyed by the current Women's Champion. Trish had been dating the WWE Champion for almost 3 months now and she wanted her best friend and her boyfriend to get along.
"Come on Li!," Trish started to follow after her, "Just for me! Why can't you just try to get along with him just for me?" Trish pouted.
Lita sighed as she turned around to look at her friend. "Trish, you know that looks not going to work on me so just leave it. I will not hang out with the two of you. First of all, I don't like him. Second of all, I would feel like I'm intruding. Third, I would feel like a third wheel and I hate feeling like a third wheel."
Trish started to walk over to the dresser in their room. The rain made her hair a little frizzy and she didn't like how it looked like she didn't even brush it. "Is it too much of me to want my boyfriend and my best friend to get along?!'
"Seriously Trish," Lita was starting to get really annoyed by the blonde woman, "Drop the dramatic act. Don't try to guilt me into liking Mr. Loud mouth. You know I can't stand him."
"Uh Come on Li," Trish started as she continued to brush those blonde locks of hers. "Is it because he calls you a slut and a whore and all that other things? He's not calling you names, he's calling your character names." Trish didn't understand,why her friend would not give the WWE Champion the time of day.
Lita looked away from her friend and started to look at her reflection in the mirror while she started to fix her red hair in a pony tail. "Why would I care what he says about my character? He's supposed to say those things. I could care less. I just don't like his loud mouth. He's also rude. I don't know how Edge gets along with him so well." She seriously didn't understand how two of her most closest friends could be so close to someone as annoying, rude, and arrogant as John Cena. She thought Trish had better taste in men than that.
Suddenly, Trish thought of something as she put the hair brush down. "I know, me, you, Edge, and John can all hang out together that way it won't be just me, you, and John and that would make you feel less awkward." Trish smiled to herself as she thought it was a good idea.
Unfortunately for her, she was the only one who liked the idea because the water Lita started to sip a few seconds ago started to spray out of her mouth. Trish was lucky she wasn't in front of Lita at that moment otherwise she would have been sprayed with some of that water.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Lita exclaimed. She could not believe Trish would even suggest that. "Instead of me being the third wheel it would turn into a double date and you know Edge is one of my closest friends. I would never date him and just ruin our friendship." Lita said as she started to wipe her mouth.
Trish rolled her eyes as she took a seat on her bed. "No, I am not suggesting a double date. I mean obviously me and John are a couple but you and Edge would just be going as friends and he could keep you company if..."
Lita had enough. She didn't want to listen to this anymore. "Cut the crap Trish. I know you're just trying to set me up with Edge. You know that's never going to happen. Besides, he likes Mickie and I'm pretty sure she likes him."
"Then just please can't you just suck it up and just give John a chance? I promise if it's horrible I won't ever ask you to hang out with him. You can continue hating him all you want." The Canadian did not like to beg but she wanted this relationship with John to work out and she thought if her best friend and her boyfriend got along it would be easier for her to deal with all of it. Lita didn't get along with her last boyfriend and that was a mess from the beginning.
Lita sat down next to her friend. "Why does it matter if I like John or not? I mean..."
Before Lita could continue any longer, Trish interrupted her. "What does it matter? Li, you're practically like my sister. It matters a lot. Do you not remember Kevin?"
Lita gave a slightly terrified look. "You know I would love it if you wouldn't remind me of him ever again. I almost did forget about him. If anyone is worse than John it would have to be Kevin. Ugh. He was so creepy."
"No he wasn't. He was sweet."
"Says you."
Trish let out a sigh as she turned to look at her friend again. "Look. Just go out with me and John and I promise if you still don't like him, then you don't have to deal with him anymore! Well, for my sake anyways. You're probably going to have to deal with him for a while with that whole story line." A part of Trish wished she could work with John so she could get to know him better.
"And you promise not to try to set me up with anyone anymore. I can find my own guy if I want too."
"Fine. I promise I won't set you up with anyone anymore. But you have to admit, you and Christian did make a pretty cute couple."
"In whose world?"
"Shut up. So are you going to go with us?"
Lita took a deep breath regretting what she was about to say, "Fine."
"Wow. That took forever."
"So how long did it take for you to convince John?"
"I didn't have to convince him. He agreed right away." Trish lied. She knew the red head knew that she was lying but she still tried and hoped that maybe Lita would believe her.
Of course Lita wasn't that stupid. "Don't lie to me Trish Stratus. I know he doesn't like me either. So, how long?"
Trish rolled her eyes. "Like an hour. Not as bad as you. It seriously took me a week. Good thing I started to convince her way before I started to convince him."
"Whatever. When are we going and what will we be doing?"
"Tomorrow afternoon since we're off as for what. It's a surprise. It's going to be so much fun! I can't wait." Trish stated as she got up from the bed. She made her way to her purse to grab her cell phone so she could tell John the good news.
Lita on the other hand, could wait. She did not want tomorrow to come. She wished she could make an excuse and not go with her well meaning friend and the loudmouth pain in the ass.
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