mini wewe and drunk duck were walking down a hill drinking beer
mini wewe:drunk duck why do you allways have to be drunk
drunk duck: why do u all ways have sex with your dad
mini wewe:thats privet you dumbbut
drunk duck:oh ok so were do you want to go?
mini wewe:i dont know mabey down how do u get drunk lane?
drunk duck:ok but i already know how to get druunk oh o
mini wewe:what?
drunk duck:i see 2 monkeys doing it with there mom
mini wewe:o thats bad
druk duck:so do u wanna join them
mini wewe:ok
after they were done they set off to go to the zoo
mini wewe:wanna go to see the monkeys?
drunk duck:ok but i need to go run around screeming the british are comming first ok
mini wewe:ok what ever
after drunk monkey got all shaved and kicked out of the zoo with a gun bollet in 1 wing they left to go to buger king
drunk duck: can i have a bugger and some flies
the dude taking the orders: yes drunk do u want a beer and to get killed with that
a cow runs up and down the street with a knife killing every 1 in sight
drunk duck:ill pass on that but are u gay :)
a hill billy runs of the dude and kills him with a snot burgger
mini wewe:ok i think we should go now
drunk duck:ok
they left after they put a bomb and blew everyone inside up
mini wewe:wanna go deer fishing
drunk duck:yah you never know what will happen there
a man jumps out of a car and kills him self with a knife
when they got there, no one was there unless you count the ant stripper but they killed her becuse she wasn't that big
drunk monkey:hey im board lets get drunk
mini wewe:ok
after they got drunk it gets bad :)
drunk duck:ughhhhh i remember when u had sex with that guy that was named like sadom something i forgot what he did?
mini wewe:o he was a big terrest
drunk duck:oh yah i forgot
mini wewe:drunk duck do you know how to play truth or dare hehehe "makes a very evil laugh"
drunk duck:yah I know how to play, I really like it if a dare is to get drunk and do funny things
but I have no idea for a dare or truth so I need your help and post a dare or truth for example I dare you drunk duck to go
swimming in a dipper with a red nave shark that is 1000 feet long, so post ok make it funny and i'll put it on here with
your name and might make you someone I put in my stories and if u want you can make up someone to be you ok and thanks
post and hurry it might only take 1 day or it might take one week to put you on or I might not but hurry there's going to
be lots of replies hurry ok :) and don't forget to add me to your favorite anthers or favorit storie/stories ok hope you
like it
shade:truth or dare evil monkey happy lover dude
watever that monkeys name is:dare
shade: ok i dare you to go around the world yelling i got ants in my pants and put yellow mustered in your hair
and say i peed in my hair
mini wewe:drunk duck why do you allways have to be drunk
drunk duck: why do u all ways have sex with your dad
mini wewe:thats privet you dumbbut
drunk duck:oh ok so were do you want to go?
mini wewe:i dont know mabey down how do u get drunk lane?
drunk duck:ok but i already know how to get druunk oh o
mini wewe:what?
drunk duck:i see 2 monkeys doing it with there mom
mini wewe:o thats bad
druk duck:so do u wanna join them
mini wewe:ok
after they were done they set off to go to the zoo
mini wewe:wanna go to see the monkeys?
drunk duck:ok but i need to go run around screeming the british are comming first ok
mini wewe:ok what ever
after drunk monkey got all shaved and kicked out of the zoo with a gun bollet in 1 wing they left to go to buger king
drunk duck: can i have a bugger and some flies
the dude taking the orders: yes drunk do u want a beer and to get killed with that
a cow runs up and down the street with a knife killing every 1 in sight
drunk duck:ill pass on that but are u gay :)
a hill billy runs of the dude and kills him with a snot burgger
mini wewe:ok i think we should go now
drunk duck:ok
they left after they put a bomb and blew everyone inside up
mini wewe:wanna go deer fishing
drunk duck:yah you never know what will happen there
a man jumps out of a car and kills him self with a knife
when they got there, no one was there unless you count the ant stripper but they killed her becuse she wasn't that big
drunk monkey:hey im board lets get drunk
mini wewe:ok
after they got drunk it gets bad :)
drunk duck:ughhhhh i remember when u had sex with that guy that was named like sadom something i forgot what he did?
mini wewe:o he was a big terrest
drunk duck:oh yah i forgot
mini wewe:drunk duck do you know how to play truth or dare hehehe "makes a very evil laugh"
drunk duck:yah I know how to play, I really like it if a dare is to get drunk and do funny things
but I have no idea for a dare or truth so I need your help and post a dare or truth for example I dare you drunk duck to go
swimming in a dipper with a red nave shark that is 1000 feet long, so post ok make it funny and i'll put it on here with
your name and might make you someone I put in my stories and if u want you can make up someone to be you ok and thanks
post and hurry it might only take 1 day or it might take one week to put you on or I might not but hurry there's going to
be lots of replies hurry ok :) and don't forget to add me to your favorite anthers or favorit storie/stories ok hope you
like it
shade:truth or dare evil monkey happy lover dude
watever that monkeys name is:dare
shade: ok i dare you to go around the world yelling i got ants in my pants and put yellow mustered in your hair
and say i peed in my hair