Toilet

by Maficore

About three things were absolutely positive. First, this cheeseburger was way overpriced. Second, the fact Edward Cullen kept on eyeing up my cheeseburger made his seem suspicious. And third, this cheese was digusting. I hate blue cheese. FML. PARDOY.

Preface

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I'd never given much thought to how I would die - I rather hoped that by now I would have finally done myself in and succeeded in self deprived suicide. However when I think back on all the different ways I'd contemplated over as to how to kill myself, I never imagined that this would be my actual end.

I stared in horror across the distance, at the overpriced sign that hung in front of me over the local Hot Topic - and it stared back.

Surely this was a joke, but knowing I was doing this for the approval of the man I loved was a good enough reason for being here right now. It was the right thing to do, even if this would finalize my death in the most ultimate suicidal way possible.

I knew if I never moved to Forks, I'd never have to commit this social suicide just to be with my depressed, emo faggot of a boyfriend (and we're not even dating yet! My god…). But as idiotic as this was, I couldn't regret the decision I guess. When life gives you an emo boyfriend, you have to sacrifice your social life and commit a social suicide for the love I guess.

And with that thought in mind, I slowly entered Hot Topic.