Another fill for the YJ Anon Meme ^_^

Prompt: So we all know that Red Arrow and Artemis have a very Grr-IhateYou-I'mJealous-IDon'tTrustYou relationship and all but I'd think they'd have to work together at some point.

They've got some time to kill and they're snarking away when one of them says a catchphase or something from somewhere and the other completes it. They're both stunned when they realise they have a common interest that's not archery/Ollie/the team.

Cue bonding. Like brother-sister bonding. Over a fandom. Like, they meet every week to have fan-nights or whatever.

Bonus if it's something REALLY dorky like the show Supernatural ("Bitch" "Jerk") or the Harry Potter books or, pfff, Marvel comics.

Double bonus if they still dont like eachother other than when they're fangirling together.


Oliver Queen stood inside Roy's small apartment, with one hand in his pocket,the other scratching his head sheepishly. Counting to 10 mentally, Roy regained some of his composure.

"Okay I understand, there's maybe a threat in the mountain. But she better not be here for what I'm thinking!" Roy said.

Shifting from foot to foot, Ollie sighed and said, "There's nowhere else she can go so she has to stay here for the time being."

Roy froze and tried to hold his temper. Breath in the nose. Out the the mouth. He chanted, Through the nose. Out the- fuck that! Roy raged, "WHAT THE FUCK OLLIE!"

"Calm down Speedy." Ollie's companion said venomously.

"Don't tell what the hell I should do Crock." Roy replied just as venomously.

"Cool it you two! You don't like the situation? That's fine! But you need to get it together now until it's handled!" Ollie exclaimed. He quickly ran his hands over his face, and sighed deeply, "I'm going to leave her here with you and I'll be back in Sunday night. Is that understood?"

Artemis and Roy eyed each other in contempt, looked back at Ollie and slowly nodded reluctantly. Ollie nodded and them, raised his hand in a wave, and quickly ran out of Roy's apartment.

Silence filled the room. Artemis' eyes scanned his tiny apartment, and Roy glared at Artemis with 'I can't believe he did this shit to me' wrath. Artemis noticed his glaring, smirked and flounced over to the couch. She sat down and grabbed the remote. Scowling over her audacity, he snatched the remote back, sat on the far end of the couch, and switched on the T.V. She looked at him from the corner of her eye and finally spoke.

"Sooo what are we-" She was interrupted.

"Understand this Crock, I still can't stand your ass, but we are not, buddies, or chums, or whatever cracked out word Robin has for friend. We were just played by Ollie that's it." He stated.

"You're freaking crazy, you delusional freak!" She shouted at him infuriated.

"How the hell am I crazy 'Miss show up out of nowhere! Which infact is crazy! And not the good crazy! You're" He was interrupted by her chiming in , "Dingo ate my baby crazy!"

Time stood stil for what felt like hours. Roy stared at Artemis. Artemis stared at Roy. Roy licked his lips and sputtered, "...how did you know I was going to say that?"

Artemis replied just as slowly as Roy, "I'll answer if you do. At the same time on three." Roy agreed, and she counted down. They both said, "One-two-three! Dean. Supernatural. Season 3."

They looked at each in horror. They had something in common. Artemis recovered quickly and snatched the remote back from Roy's limp hand.

"Hmm. Supernatural? How very nice. One thing in common I wonder what's next? General Hospital? One Life To Live?" She said cheekily.

Frowning at her, Roy re-took the remote again and said, "Nope Supernatural is cool. I don't watch that kind of shit you do."

Artemis stared at Roy and huffed at him, "You need something to distract from your horrible personality."

Smirking Roy replied, "Most of the timeI find it hard to be in the same room as you."

Smirking back at him she said, "Now you're a gleek? Wow how much loserish can you get? I expected that from Wally."

Roy grabbed her arm and yanked her onto the floor. Without even looking at her, he stated , "Don't talk about him like that. Especially in front of me."

"Why? Is he your little boyfriend now? Should've guessed from how he reacted to me when I came around."

Roy counted to 10 mentally and managed to spit out, " If it's any of your damn business, as a matter of fact yes and if you fuck with him not only would you have me but you'll have Robin and the Flash to fucking deal with."

Scoffing at him she glared at him and kept silent. The two archers remained silent at the only noise to filter the room came from the T.V. Curiousity soon won her over and she asked, "Why Robin and the Flash."

He made eye reluctant eye contact with her. "Robin is his best friend dumbass. Robin will hospilatize you if you upset Wally in anyway, and the Flash is a giant papa bear, and will probably try to vibrate your head off."

She glared at him hard. "Jerk."

Smirk. "Bitch."

"Since you watch Supernatural, then you must now that Sam is totally useless now."

That got a response out of him. "What the fuck? Are you crazy. Robo-Sam is one of the best things to happen! Besides when Sam went all Butterfly Effect in 'Mystery Spot'.

"You must be crazy! Dean is the show stealer! He gets them out of all the situations and he's totally more badass then Sam!" She yelled.

"How about the fact the Sam does all the research! How the fuck does Dean know what to do, without Sam's research? Dean is not Dean without Sam!"

They kept arguing over the brothers for another 15 minutes until she randomly shouted, "We all know Dean tops Sam so there!"

Undeterred Roy powered on, "That's as obvious as how gay Puck is for Kurt!"

Artemis choked on her spit and swallowed her laugh. "No way, it's Pizes all the way!"

"Puckurt!"

"Pizes!"

Artemis crossed her arms and stuck her tongue at Roy.

Roy crossed his arms at turned his head away.

Silence reined for another 10 minuted until Artemis finally broke the silence once again. "On serious note Roy. I don't like you and you don't like me, but this is sorta fun...ish. Maybe we can do it again? Maybe next time Wally and Robin too?"

He stared her down for a moment then sighed softly to himself. "Maybe we can make a habit of it...as long as you can accept that fact that Destiel is totally pointless and a complete waste of a ship."

Grinning at Roy maniacally, "Now that is something we can both agree on."


Maybe there will be more! But this is what I got now! Hope you enjoy!

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