...WHAT?! I was touched!
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A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Courtney: Slow down, I'm scared.
Duncan: No, this is fun.
Courtney: No it's not. Please, we're gonna get caught!
Duncan: Cops won't! Trust me!
Courtney: Yes they will! Stop!
Duncan: Then tell me you love me.
Courtney: I love you, now please slow down.
Duncan: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Duncan: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die.
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SEE? That's how much I care. Duncan would probably do that. PROBABLY