Chapter 1

Ron was down at the Leaky Cauldren one night having his favorite drink, margarita with a little cherry flavor, when Hermione walked in. It had been ages since he last saw her. So, doing only what Ron would do, he walked up to her and gave her a giant hug.

As she was practicaly squeezed to death she thought, " Who is this guy, and why is he huging me?"

When she finaly realized it was Ron she huged back and said, "I missed you."

"I missed you too," Ron said kind of realived it was really her and he wasn't just drunk

After their meeting they stayed up all night drinking and having a blast catching up. Ron told Hermione how Harry and Ginny were married and had twins Lilly and James, named after Harry's parents, of course. Hermione told Ron how she knew that already, and also that she was the Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts and had been for sometime. After a very long night of catching up and mabye too much drinking, they finaly said their good byes and went home.

A couple weeks after they met again, Ron woke up with a teribal headache and a dry feeling in his mouth. When he rolled over in bed and looked at his clock, he saw that it was five past noon.

"Hmmn. Twelve 0' five? I slept in!" exclaimed Ron as he jumped up and ran for a phone. "Oh my god! I'm going to be fired!"

As he picked up the phone he went through the number of excuses he hadn't used yet. He finaly realized a very good one he hadn't used in a while, and decided he would try it.

"Sorry boss, I c-can't c-come in today. I just had my mom call to tell me that my dear Aunt Ethel died."

As he was giggeling over his perfect preformance, Hermione pulled up in his parking lot. She was in her red mustang convertible and looked amazing. But her expresion was not a very kind one. She looked as if she were about to explode with anger. As she rang the doorbell he was preparing himself for the explosion. And as he opened the door nothing could prepare him for this.

"RONALD WEASLEY!" she screamed, "YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!"

Ron, very scared now, said, "What did I do?"

"Some how you got me preagnant," she explains as slowly and calmly as she can, without completely screaming, " Please explain to me how this happened."

As he wondered to himself if they realy had been that drunk, he remembered what happened.

Then he said sheepishly "We rented a room. It only had one bed, so I gues we slept together," then he said inquisitively, " But if we slept there how did I get back home?"

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Hermione screamed again. She was fed up with Ron. Why didn't he get it? "The point is that I'm preagnant and you are late for work."

The last part was a joke. Ron knew that when hermione was realy upset she would joke to try and calm her self down. But Ron also knew that because she was pregnant he had to do some thing he'd wanted to do since they had gotten out of Hogwarts.