The Night Quatre Went Crazy
By: A.C.P.
Original by:"Wierd Al" Yankovic
What happened after the first one: Ow. That's the only way to describe it. We all got a good laugh
and I got a few blows to the head. I'm okay though. Now (As if the first wasn't painful enough)
The next in my series of Quatre-bashing.
Author's note: I got a freaking LOAD of flamers last time. So, just for the record, Quatre is my
second favorite pilot, and Sandrock is my favorite Gundam, so BACK OFF!!! And for the next fic,
the friend I'm tickin' off's name is Lizy.
Down in the colony,
All the men were making haste.
To exterminate a life,
That would prove to be a waste.
They shot a large beam,
At a little man's dad.
This, later, would prove,
To be pretty damn bad.
They didn't expect,
What was in store.
He would come back fighting,
More powerful than before.
He laughed as he said,
With a twinkle in his eye.
"Now they've done it,
They're all gonna DIE!!!!"
The night Quatre went crazy.
The day zero-four flipped out.
Realized that "Hey, life sucks"
And then made a record body count.
Well, the colony is gone now,
Decided to blast it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces,
Of Trowa's hair tonic.
And he blew away Vayete,
And battled with Mercurius.
And of course I can't think of a rhyme,
For Mercurius...
He was in Wing ZERO,
Which was really for Heero.
And then released a beam blast,
into the colony's mast.
Picked up a beam sword,
And he made explosions, bright.
Then he took a deep breath and said,
"Didn't even put up a fight!"
The night Quatre went crazy.
The night the nice guy went nuts.
Now ya, can't hardly fly around him,
Without thinking, "Dude, that guy's nuts!"
There's the Oz guard,
And the Mobile Dolls.
And then there's the Ares,
Each taking their respective tolls.
And the vulcans are frying,
Explosions are rising,
And everyone's dying to know,
Why Quatre? Why?
Oh, my, my, my...
Oh wait. You were the repressed guy...
Yes, Dorothy,
Quatre's back on the System,
To improve his ability,
To really kill 'em.
Now little friend, now,
Don't you cry no more tears.
If'n he can't take it,
They'll realize yer fears!
But now Duo's skeptical,
And Trowa's real nervous.
And Heero thinks that this'll,
Make a great service.
And the main charicters,
Are on the phone every night.
With a lawyer,
Disscussin' Endless Waltz rights!
The night Quatre went crazy.
The time blondie flipped.
Broke his back for,
Betrayin' colonies.
Sound to me,
like he was kinda getting gypped.
The night Quatre went crazy.
The day zero-four flipped out.
Realized that, "Hey, life sucks"
And made a record body count.
Made a record body count,
Tell ya,
Made a record body count.
By: A.C.P.
Original by:"Wierd Al" Yankovic
What happened after the first one: Ow. That's the only way to describe it. We all got a good laugh
and I got a few blows to the head. I'm okay though. Now (As if the first wasn't painful enough)
The next in my series of Quatre-bashing.
Author's note: I got a freaking LOAD of flamers last time. So, just for the record, Quatre is my
second favorite pilot, and Sandrock is my favorite Gundam, so BACK OFF!!! And for the next fic,
the friend I'm tickin' off's name is Lizy.
Down in the colony,
All the men were making haste.
To exterminate a life,
That would prove to be a waste.
They shot a large beam,
At a little man's dad.
This, later, would prove,
To be pretty damn bad.
They didn't expect,
What was in store.
He would come back fighting,
More powerful than before.
He laughed as he said,
With a twinkle in his eye.
"Now they've done it,
They're all gonna DIE!!!!"
The night Quatre went crazy.
The day zero-four flipped out.
Realized that "Hey, life sucks"
And then made a record body count.
Well, the colony is gone now,
Decided to blast it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces,
Of Trowa's hair tonic.
And he blew away Vayete,
And battled with Mercurius.
And of course I can't think of a rhyme,
For Mercurius...
He was in Wing ZERO,
Which was really for Heero.
And then released a beam blast,
into the colony's mast.
Picked up a beam sword,
And he made explosions, bright.
Then he took a deep breath and said,
"Didn't even put up a fight!"
The night Quatre went crazy.
The night the nice guy went nuts.
Now ya, can't hardly fly around him,
Without thinking, "Dude, that guy's nuts!"
There's the Oz guard,
And the Mobile Dolls.
And then there's the Ares,
Each taking their respective tolls.
And the vulcans are frying,
Explosions are rising,
And everyone's dying to know,
Why Quatre? Why?
Oh, my, my, my...
Oh wait. You were the repressed guy...
Yes, Dorothy,
Quatre's back on the System,
To improve his ability,
To really kill 'em.
Now little friend, now,
Don't you cry no more tears.
If'n he can't take it,
They'll realize yer fears!
But now Duo's skeptical,
And Trowa's real nervous.
And Heero thinks that this'll,
Make a great service.
And the main charicters,
Are on the phone every night.
With a lawyer,
Disscussin' Endless Waltz rights!
The night Quatre went crazy.
The time blondie flipped.
Broke his back for,
Betrayin' colonies.
Sound to me,
like he was kinda getting gypped.
The night Quatre went crazy.
The day zero-four flipped out.
Realized that, "Hey, life sucks"
And made a record body count.
Made a record body count,
Tell ya,
Made a record body count.