Chapter one

A/n-I am back!

As I said a people.., I am ecstatic to write this book... So I wrote this chapter again non stop... Please enjoy...

James and Lily were practically inseparable the next day. They ate breakfast holding hands, kissed almost every two minutes and got lost into each other so often. Sirius already made gagging noises twice since morning, whenever they sent gooey eyes at each other or get into passionate kisses forgetting that they had company. Ginny couldn't help but feel a little lonely. She was missing Harry so much and the little fact that James looked like Harry didn't help at all. But she was here for a reason and she tried to focus on the fact that this will make their future bright, if they are together in the future that is...

So with Ginny's grumpy, Sirius and Remus' amused and James and Lily's thoroughly happy mood, they sat down to read the next book.

The prisoner of Azkaban

"Ugh! Don't tell me Harry went to Azkaban too" Lily groaned. She was sitting in James' lap who couldn't remove his eyes from her. She was actually sitting in his lap, Lily, lily Evans, his girlfriend. He grinned to himself and wrapped her up in his arms. She held his arm around her waist but kept her eyes on Ginny. She was in her full I-am-reading-my-favorite-novel-don't-you-dare-disturb-me mode. Ginny's eyes suddenly lit up " Just wait and watch, I mean read!"

Chapter one

Owl post

Harry was a highly unusual boy... cupboard under the stairs for rest of the summer.

"Tuney must really hate me, she won't even let him do his homework! She's a homework freak herself" Lily said rolling her eyes.

The Dursley family of Number four, private drive... he was studying magic by night.

"So much trouble for studies, truly your son Lily" Sirius said laughing like he just cracked the best joke ever.

Harry was particularly keen to avoid trouble... opposite ends of a football field.

Lily giggled.

"I'M- A- FRIEND-OF-HARRY'S... she was locked in her cage all the time.

Remus sighed "Harry's summers are so depressing." "Not this one" Ginny giggled.

Harry finished writing about wendelin... They had been murdered...

Lily snuggled closer to James.

...murdered by the most feared dark wizard... his first ever birthday card.

"Awwhh.. I'm so glad they sent him something" lily said.

Fingers trembling slightly... grown extra heads and stuff.

Ginny pouted "I sooo.. wanted to see them, mum thought I'd get nightmares."

I couldn't believe it, when Dad won... more than Professor Binns asked for.

Sirius looked horrified.

Ron says he's going to be in London... Broomstick servicing kit.

Lily decided to keep it mind for James' birthday next month.

"Wow, Hermione"... as though it has jaws.

"Oh boy! I hope its not a baby dragon or something" Remus said amused.

Harry froze... along the bed like some weird crab.

"A book with jaws, now that I would like to read" Sirius said grinning.

"Uh-oh" Harry muttered... Aunt petunia to sign the form?

"Oh" Lily's shoulders slumped sadly.

Harry looked over at the alarm clock... it was his birthday.

Chapter two

Aunt Marge's big mistake

Harry went down to breakfast... Black is armed and extremely dangerous.

Sirius blinked up at Ginny. "Which black is she talking about, my brother or some muggle?" Ginny shrugged.

A special hot line has been set up.., tears of laughter in Dudley's eyes.

"Wow, someone worse than Vernon! Didn't think that was possible" James said grumpily.

"Marge'll be here for a week... Incurably criminal boys."

"What!" James yelled angrily.

"What?" Harry yelled.., accidentally let something slip?"

"Way to go Harry" lily cheered.

"You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you,.., trying to make his hairs lie flat.

"Why would they want it flat, its more sexy this way" James said messing up his hairs. Lily turned a seductive smile on her face "Yeah it is" She said in a low voice, messing them up herself. James quickly pulled her in for a kiss. Others groaned. "Please, oh please get a room" Sirius whined. Lily tried to pull away shyly, but James wont let her and pulled her back. Sirius cursed under his breath and picked up the book to read.

Aunt Marge loved criticizing him... forced on his face a painful smile.

"How did he even manage that" Sirius said.

"Don't you smirk at me... their will be something wrong with the pup-"

"Excuse me! Did she just call me a bitch." lily snarled. "Don't worry lils, she is a bitch, a bitch with mustache" James said making her laugh.

At that moment the wine glass... her great ruddy face dripping.

"Did Harry do that?" Remus asked and Ginny grinned "Oh yeah!"

"Marge!" squealed Aunt petunia... a good-for-nothing, lazy scrounger who-"

"Haww! The bitch just went right over the line" Lily said her face red with anger. "Don't worry Lily, Harry is there remember? He wouldn't hear anything against his parents right?" Ginny said biting in his laughter at the dazed expression on James. Lily was blowing steams out of her ears and he was grinning sheepishly at how his girlfriend was defending him.

"He was not"... killed in a car crash (drunk I expect)-"

Everyone was shaking with fury except James and Ginny.

"They didn't die in a car crash... her fingers blowing up like salami...

Lily kept a hand over her mouth "He swelled her! That's brilliant" Lily started laughing.

"Marge!" yelled Uncle Vernon... Hedwig's cage under his arm.

"Wait! He's leaving! Where will he go! He doesn't have any muggle money" lily said. "Just wait and read" Ginny said.

A/n- Reviews readers! This story will have fast updates until my college opens up! Still fifteen days left though...

Already started the next chapter... :)))