Mira Trunk has a jar of dirt
By:sevsgirl42
One evening Vegeta was sparring in his gravity room with Goku as they did every saturday night and as usual goku was winning. "Come on Vegeta,Don't hold back." he said helping his friend up off the floor. "I wasn't!" Vegeta yelled. "Ok Vegeta no need get angry." Just as he finished his sentence Mira trunks voice floated through the air. "Can I get in?' he asked and Vegeta fliped the swich to turn down the gravity and open the door. He walked in slowly carring a large glass jar he struted up to his father and smiled as wide as possible. "Hey father guess what?" Vegeta stared back at his son from the future and said "What?" there was a pause "Yeah what?" Goku took a long dramitic breath and then began to sing "I've got a jar of dirt,I've got a jar of dirt!" At this point he began to dance around wave the jar above his and Vegeta looked at each other bewildered as trunnks sang on. "I've got a jar of dirt,i've got a jar of dirt,and guess whats inside it!" He finished holding it behind his back and stareing at both of them. "what son?" He asked with a bored voice. "Yeah what?" Goku added once again "Can you stop that Kakarott!" He yelled. Goku put on his puppy face "aww come on vegeta I was just havin some fun." Vegeta shook his head and hid his small smile. "You have to guess." Trunks said. "I don't know." He said crossing his arms. "Is is something edible cause i'm starvin." Goku said excitidly Trunks shook his head and if possible smiled wider."No Goku what is inside this jar is better then any food," Goku's eye's got as big as sasuer's "You see in the year 2011 there is this thing called fan art." Vegeta made a noise of irration and goku nodded. "It's when you fans draw pictures of you,mostly you two." now there experssion were confused. "That's what's inside it." He finished still smileing. "Well let me see it." Vegeta held out his shook his head and smiled wider if possible. "Why not?" Vegeta asked. "You can't handle it." He said holding his jar of dirt to his chest. "Come just let us see it." Goku whined. "Ok but only since you think you you can handle it."He very gingerly handed his father his prized jar. Vegeta took the cork off the top and dug around until he retrived several pieces of folded up paper. He unfolded them and with Goku hanging off his shoulder he let his jaw drop a little. "Hey Vegeta,why is your hand down my pants?"