The Secret Diary of Rigby the Raccoon
by MarioMan67
A/N: This story takes place in an alternate universe. Some things are different from the TV show (like Margaret still working at the coffee shop, etc.), but others aren't.
Entry #1 - October 5 (noon)
Hey. I'm Rigby. I'm writing this here in my new journal that I stol- er, bought from some store I can't remember or name. Anyway, I work at the local park, and I live there too with my buddy Mordecai. He's a good friend, but sometimes he yells at me... alot. I'm somewhat sensitive, so I don't like being yelled at, by my best friend or otherwise. Our boss, Benson is really rude to us and yells at us too. He keeps on threatening that he's gonna fire us, but I don't believe him... though he did fire me once or twice. I also have a girlfriend, Eileen. I, uh, don't feel like talking about her right now as... basically, if anyone finds this diary, Mordecai, Muscle Man (I don't really like him), or anybody, and finds the part where I talk about her and how she looks so beautiful and stuff, I'll be screwed.
I'm gonna go to the coffee shop. Maybe Eileen is there. I'm gonna tell her about my secret journal, in private, just in case anyone asks.
- Rigby