I don't own Bleach or Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
This takes place a little after they meet the akuma sisters.
I did this because I was really bored.
Rated M. If you've watched P&SG before you should know why.
"talking"
"thinking"
Begin
"What?" was what Ichigo Kurosaki said as he stood before the soitaicho.
"Yes, you heard me correct. You will go to this place called Daten city and investigate these strange creatures call ghost. For some reason the souls of the dead are turning into these ghost instead of hollows. These ghosts can also be seen by the living. It's your job is to kill these them."
"How come you couldn't get someone else to do this?" Ichigo asked
"We have but for unknown reasons they all came back insane."
"So instead of wasting one of your captains, you're gonna use me." Ichigo thought "Fine, when should i leave? "
"Today."
"Fuck!" Yelled a blonde haired girl as she shot a ghost that was in front of her. This girl was Panty anarchy, an angel.
"Will you shut up? We have work to do." said her sister Stocking slicing through another ghost with her blade.
"Ah this is a waste of time. I want to get back to my goal of fucking a thousand men."
"You really are a bitchy slut. Can't you think of anything other than a dick for once?"
"Ha, that would be the same as asking you to go one day without sweets."
"It is not the same. You can go without a dick inside you. I can't live without my sweets."
"Panty look out!" yelled Brief pushing Panty out of the way of getting stepped on by a giant sex doll ghost.
"Panty are you ok?"
"Get the fuck off me!" she threw Brief off of her "Don't think you can get away with pushing me geek boy."
"But Panty I just. owowow." she then started to shoot him but because he was human it just felt like getting hit by a bb gun.
"Get back here geek boy!" she chased after him.
"Why am i stuck with that idiot?" Stocking said as she went after her sister.
Ichigo sighed as he stepped out of the sekaimon. A few years after the winter war Ichigo was now 18. He was able to get back most of his power back, not the level he was when he faced Aizen, but pretty close. He was transferred to some school called Daten City High to do his this job. He looked up to the see a sign.
"So this is Daten city." he then heard the sound of gun fire and a boy screaming.
"Owowow, Panty please stop." there was boy with orange hair running from a blonde girl with a gun. It was a strange sight. The gun the girl had looked real but the bullets didn't kill the boy so Ichigo didn't take it really serious. He just stuck his foot out causing her to trip. She fell flat on her face and slid a little.
"Oi don't you know it's rude to shoot people?"
"Panty are you ok?" Brief asked
"Fuck, that hurt. Who the fuck do you think you are tripping me!" Panty screamed as she got up and took a good look at Ichigo. "Holy shit he's fucking hot!"
"Whoa. Sexy girl at 2 o'clock and feisty too." Hichigo commented
"Are you gonna say that about every girl we see?"
"If they're that hot then yeah."
"So, care to tell me why you were attacking this guy?" Ichigo asked
Panty was about to answer when someone called out.
"Panty, what are you doing? Stop fucking around and help me. You can go fuck that guy when were done killing this ghost." Stocking said taking a look at Ichigo"he's actually pretty cute."
Ichigo did the same as her and checked her out. She looked like a Goth, but Ichigo was focusing more on her blue and pink hair and her huge breast, it was hard for him to look away.
"Another one and this one has huge tits."
"Fucking that guy does she mean me? Wait did she say ghost?" He thought
"Who cares?"
"Great, I plan on fucking him all night when were done." Panty said as she took off her panties making Ichigo face blush.
"What the hell is she doing?" just then a creature appeared that looked a giant blow up doll.
"There it is. Ha this should be easy." Panty said
"Wait that's the ghost. You have got to be kidding me."Ichigo was about to ask what the hell when they heard laughter.
"Slut angels with this ghost you will finally lose." a girl with red skin, big breast, green hair and two horns on the sides of her head. She was also wearing what looked like a school uniform. In her hands were two black revolvers. Next to her was a girl with the same skin and clothes, but she wore glasses had a smaller bust, blue hair and one horn on her forehead. In her hands were two black scythes. He had to admit they were both pretty sexy.
"One after another. I'm loving this city already."
Ichigo cut the connection with his hollow. Right now he needed to focus on the ghost not the smoking hot red skinned girls whose skirt were so short that he could see their perfect asses.
"Damn it, I'm turning into a pervert like him."
"Oh, so you got a replacement for your geek boy. I must say this is a major improvement. It's really surprising with the men you usually sleep with, to get someone like that, was luck."
"What did you say?" the four girls started to fight. Ichigo pinch the bridge of his nose. "This is going to be more annoying then i thought."He looked around and saw the boy from earlier being chased by the doll ghost.
He sighed. Since the boy seemed to be the most normal out of the five, he was the one that Ichigo could get his answers from. He materialized Zangetsu and shunpoed between the kid and the ghost stopping the fist that was going to crush him with his zanpakuto.
"Hey kid?" Ichigo spoke getting his attention. When Brief brought up his head he was amazed by the person who saved him. This person stopped the ghost's attack with one hand. "What's your name?"
"Brief. Briefers Rock"
"Okay Brief, I'm Ichigo and if you relate my name to a strawberry i won't stop the second fist."
"Okay."
"I gotta ask you something."
"What is it?"
"This thing's a ghost right?"
"Yes."
Ichigo smirked "Okay then, saves me the trouble in finding it. This makes my job much easier. Brief stay behind me, if not you might get hurt!" Ichigo yelled as he pushed the ghost back throwing it on its ass. The loud crash made the girls stop fighting and look over to the fallen ghost then to the orange haired boy. They all had the same thought "What the fuck!"
"Hm this thing is almost as big as a menos, but really weak in comparison. Should be able to kill it in one shot." The ghost got back up and jumps at the two orange heads. Ichigo brought his blade up and swung it down.
"GETSUGA TENSHO!" a blue light shot out and sliced the doll in half and blowing it up. A church bell was then heard and seven coins fell into his hand. "The hell is this. alwell." he pocketed the change and turned to Brief. "Well see ya later Brief."
"Wait, what the fuck?" Ichigo heard. It came from the blonde girl.
"What?"
"Who the fuck are you and give us those coins."
"Names Ichigo Kurosaki and no"
"What?"
"I got them after i killed that thing so they're mine."
"How dare you kill our ghost. You broke our one of our rrrrules so now you must pay." this came from the glasses girl.
"Wait a second. You two were the ones who made that?"
"Yes, I'm Kneesocks and this is my dear older sister Scanty."
"Sorry, never heard of you."
"What? You bastard." the four began to attack Ichigo. From what he saw earlier when they were fighting each other they were quite skilled. Individually he could beat them no problem but all together could be a problem.
"Shit." he thought as he slid on his knees bringing up his blade catching the four weapons at the same time. "Damn it looks like I'm gonna have to use It."he swung around making them jump back.
"Oh giving up huh good, give us the coins now and I'll show a night you'll never forget."
"No thanks. I'm not into sluts and you're kind of a bitch." the other girls began to laugh.
"You fucking bastard, you might be sexy but I'm still gonna fuck you up."
Ichigo smirked "If you think I'm sexy now, you're gonna love this."
Ichigo pointed Zangetsu forward and began to raise his reiatsu. It washed over the girls.
Panty was getting horny by the second just from the feel over her skin. She promised that she would fuck this guy by the end of the day. Stocking was at the brink of having an orgasm from the power radiating off of him. She began to fantasize of being dominated by him. She was tied up with rope hanging from the ceiling while Ichigo was punishing her ass.
The demon sister was feeling just about the same but they were focusing on the dark and more evil energy that was mixed in. "who is this guy and why am i getting so wet." Scanty thought putting her legs together to keep her juices from running down her legs.
"I know it's one of my rules to not have sex with someone i know nothing about but i just want to fuck his brains out."Kneesocks was rubbing one of her scythes between her breast and the other between her legs. All of this was missed by Ichigo.
The cloth on Zangetsu wrapped around his arm as he yelled.
"BANKAI!" a dark energy surrounded Ichigo. Once it dissipated Ichigo was now in Bankai form his giant cleaver was now a black katana. His shihakusho was now the same as it was when he defeated Aizen. Seeing him in Bankai the girls were now drooling, lust in their eyes with liquid going down their legs.
"Let's make this quick I'm hungry and want to get something to eat." Ichigo vanished and appeared in front of Brief as the girls fell to the ground.
"Wwhat did you do to them?" Brief asked scared that his friends were hurt.
"They're fine. I just knocked them out. They should come to in an hour or so. What exactly are they anyway."
"They're angels, Panty and Stocking Anarchy. The other two are demons, Kneesocks and Scanty."
"Wait, you mean to tell me that they're really angels and demons?"
"Yes. What are you?"
"Since you answered my questions i guess i can do the same, I'm a shinigami."
"A shinigami."
"Yup i got assigned here to kill the ghost and protect this city. That aside, I'm freakin hungry. You know where a guy can get something to eat around here."
"Sure, but what about them. Should we just leave them here?"
"You know them better than me what do you think, besides do you really want to deal with blondie when she wakes up."
Brief shuddered at the thought. "Good point. Ok, but let me make a call before we go." Brief took out a cell phone and dialed. "Hello Garter. Yeah um Panty and Stocking are unconscious. Can you come pick them up? Me? Um I'm going somewhere with a friend. Ok thanks." he hangs up "That takes care of those two but I don't know about the other two." just then a stretch hummer came and some red thing came out and picked up the demon sisters.
"There now let's go." Ichigo said as he and Brief left to get some pizza.
One hour later at same spot that they were left at Panty and Stocking woke up.
"What the fuck happened?" Panty groaned
"I don't know. Where are we?"
"Now I remember. Where is that strawberry fuck?"
"I don't know but he took us down with those demon sisters like it was nothing."
"Fuck just thinking about it is making me horny."
"I know what you mean, that power was so over powering I almost came right there."
Panty looked around and picked up backlace. "Where is geek boy?"
"Don't know."
"Alwell doesn't matter, I'm gonna look for this guy so we can fuck like dogs."
"I'm coming too. This Ichigo can probably fuck us both for days."
"Fine, we'll share him but I'm going first."
"Okay"
one hour later with the demon sisters
"Ow my head. Scanty are you ok?"
"Yes. What was that guy? He defeated all four of us in an instance."
"And that dark power of his. I almost fell to my knees when it hit me."
"Kneesocks do you remember that rule we came up with when we were younger?" Scanty asked
"Yes, if we were ever defeated by a strong man he would become our husband if he fits this description. Strong, dark, sexy, protective, able to take care of both of us and follows our rules. That last one we can work on but he is defiantly the one Scanty. Just thinking about him is making me wet."
"Fastener where was Kurosaki going?" Scanty asked
"Fastener" The red thing responded
"Huh? He went with that geek brat."
"Why would he be with him?" Kneesocks asked
"Never mind that just take us to where he was going." the red thing nodded and stepped on the gas.
"Just wait Ichigo Kurosaki, soon you will be ours"Scanty thought
"One who protects, I hope he is as his name implies. If so than I'll be happy with him being the father of my child."Kneesocks thought blushing.
"Ah Ah Achoo!" Ichigo sneezed dropping the pizza on his plate.
"Bless you"
"Thanks"
End
That's it for this chapter.
I don't know if I'm gonna continue this.