Harry Potter wasn't your average student at Hogwarts School of Magical Beings. No he was the master of a debaters.
"Potter, Harry". McGonigal called his name.
He was so scared but brave at the same time.
He sat on the hat
"Hey! Get off of me!" The hat cited!
"Mr Potter," mr potter cried "get off of that hat!"
Harry got off the hat an put it on his head
"What the bloody hell was that about boy"
"I don't know" Harry said
"well let's get you sorted and the he'll always from me"
"better be Slytherin!"
the halls were quiet. No one clapped cheered. The slytherins looked uncomfortable.
_time skip_"I can teach you how to bottle game and brew flower, I can even teach how to put a stopper to life. It's called suicide." He than proceeded to put his wand to his head, "Avada Kedavara!"
Snape was dead
all the griphnodoors cheerier and the the slytherins cried and peed themselves. Harry laughed
_time skip_
Harry Followed the clues that lead him to the chamber of secretes! Oops I mean the goblet of fire no wait it was the sourcest stone! There he met Voldemort!
"Let me speak to him !" Voldemort screamed
"but your not well master!" Quril said
"Obey me!"
"Yes master"
"Harry Potter, See what I have become? A parasite living off of the unicorns blood and scums. I need the stone that you have in your pocket"
"you want the stone" Harry said? "I'll give it to you if you do me a favor"
"what is that" Voldemort asked?
"Kiss me" Harry said
"what?!" Voldemort said caught off guard
"Kiss me for a full minute than I will give you the stone"
Boldemort was supposed by the request but he complied and kissed Harry for a full minute but he became arrossed and bend Harry over and performed underage butt sex. He left with the stone while Harry rubbed his bum like the feeling of what accused with promises of more
_the end_