Hinata and Naruto's Wedding
"What do you think Naruto is doing?" Asked Tenten as she brushed her hair.
"Who cares what he does. He's probably somewhere eating ramen."
Neji never really liked the blonde-haired moron. He didn't exactly know what his cousin saw in him. He was loud, annoying, stupid, cocky, clueless, clumsy, and a real button pusher.
"When do you think He'll propose to Hinata?"
Tenten walked into their room and sat next to him on their bed.
"I hope never."
Tenten hit his shoulder.
"Why not? They were made for each other, and you know it."
Neji stood up and walked to his drawer.
"If they get married, then that means that I'll be related to him. And if they have kids, I'll go insane."
Tenten stood up and started rubbing his shoulders.
"I think it would be great to have little nieces and nephews around."
"Yeah, but they would be Naruto's. They would be his mini-clones. I'd go bald."
She squeezed a pressure point and he knelt to the ground as she kept pressure on it.
"Take that back."
"Never."
He yelped as she squeezed harder.
"Take it back."
He couldn't take it anymore.
"OK, I give!"
She let go of him.
"Good boy."
A loud knocking on their door made them run to the door. Neji opened up the door to see Hinata, being carried bridal-styled, by Naruto, with a ring on her finger!
"We're getting married!" yelled Naruto.
Hinata was blushing deeply with her eyes closed shut. She was obviously happy. Neji, on the other hand,
fainted.
"Neji!"
:. hours later:.:.
Neji opened his eyes slowly. A wet rag draped across his forehead and he was covered with a heavy blanket. His eyes looked right to see Tenten sleeping peacefully beside him. He sat up slowly, letting the rag drop on his lap. He felt sick. Hinata and Naruto, married? It just didn't register. He got out of bed and walked into the bathroom.
"Neji?"
He was bent down over the sink. Tenten got up and started rubbing his shoulders.
"Are you ok, honey?"
He felt like his stomach was turned inside out.
"Not really."
"This isn't a bad thing, Neji. It's actually a great thing. Remember Naruto's promise years ago? He said, that if he ever became a Hyuuga, that he would help make lives for the branch members a lot better than they are now. This could be a great thing for you and me."
He felt a little better, but something was still bothering him.
"But what if they have kids? I can't handle that!"
He walked away from her, and walked back into the room. Tenten followed.
"What's so bad about that?"
He was pacing.
"That means that there will be little versions of Naruto running everywhere."
He stopped when Tenten grabbed his head between her hands.
"Neji, everything is going to be fine. Besides, they want me to be the maid of honor and they want you to be the best man. You could get to know Naruto a little better. After all, after they're married, you'll be related."
He started freaking out.
"I'm just playing with you. Come on. We have a big week ahead of us."