I do not own BMO Blitz, Legends of Ooo, Guardians of Sunshine, Adventure Masters, Bug Battle, Portender Defender, Kompy's Kastle, Conversation Parade, Rythem Heroes, Fight-O-Sphere. I only own Jumping Adventurer, Skateboard Masters, Ninja Wizard, and the OC's.
After four years of never seeing another human, this heroic teen's life will change.
Finn's Demon Blood sword hit the ground as it missed Magic Man. "Gimme the amulet!" Finn demanded. "I want to see another human!"
"Ah…but you don't need to see another human!" Magic Man exclaimed. Finn growled and struck. Again he missed, but Finn also had a trick up his sleeve. When Magic Man moved out of the way, Finn threw his sword at him, and said,
"Snow Clone!"
A clone appeared behind the wizard and punched him hard in the face. Magic Man fell to the ground, and struggled to get up as the attack was so hard it gave him such a bruise it covered his right eye from seeing normally and teeth on that side we either broken or gone. M.M coughed up some blood.
"Sorry, Magic Man. But I-" "Here…" the wizard weakly gave him the amulet. It was diamond shaped, blue with a small red crystal in the center. "Huh?" Finn took the object confused.
"Trust me though," Magic Man warned. "You may just regret it." And the wizard lost consciousness. Finn inhaled deeply, baring the thought of what he might see.
He put on the amulet, and said, "Uh…take me to the time before the Mushroom War started! When humans were still alive!"
A blinding light surrounded Finn's body, and it seemed like lightning itself was flowing through him. The background had changed into multicolor, but Finn didn't notice. The adventurer felt like all his nerve systems had shut down and he could barely move his body. All he heard was the voices and sounds of previous events, like he was going back in time. His screams were drowning out some of those sounds though. But not these:
BOOM!
CLAP! CLICK!
SWOOSH!
And then silence…
Finn opened his eyes to see he was on a large grass hill. Behind him were houses.
Lots of them.
And they were either all made of brick or concrete. Finn looked around at the strange environment. Where were the kingdoms? The monsters? He then saw a rabbit, nibbling on a carrot. "Hey," Finn bended down next to it. "Could you tell me where I am?"
The rabbit blinked and hopped away from the human. Finn shrugged and continued walking toward the houses. He passed them, and was now on a street. But he didn't know that. Finn looked at the ground. To him, it looked pretty weird…
"Ow!" Finn rubbed his head in pain. He looked at his side to see some sort of large red disc. Before Finn could pick it up, a dog barked, ran to the disc and picked it up in its mouth.
"Hey," Finn asked. "Do you know where I am?" The dog said nothing. Just wagged its tail happily. Finn stared at it, confused. "Hey, Dennis!" a voice called. Finn looked behind the dog, Dennis, to see a human boy. No older than Finn.
"Pass the Frisbee here boy!" the human exclaimed. "Fris…bee?" Finn said the word as he had just learned it. Well, he actually just did. Dennis ran over to the human teenage and gave him the 'Frisbee'.
"Good boy," the human patted Dennis on the head. Dennis licked the human's cheek. He laughed, and saw Finn. "Hey, dude!" Finn pointed to himself, mouthing Me?
"Yeah, you! Come over here, will ya?" Finn hesitantly walked over to the human. "Are you new here?" asked the human. Finn nodded. "Y-yeah,"
"Where'd you come from?"
"Over at that field of grass,"
"You used to live there?"
"Oh, no, no! I live, and still do, in Ooo."
"Ooo?"
"Yeah. The Land of Ooo."
"What country is that?"
"C-country?"
"Yeah. Country. I've never heard of it. Never actually thought a place called 'Ooo' would ever exist."
"Well…what is a country?"
"…what do you mean? Aren't you like seventeen?"
"Eighteen,"
"Well then you should deficiently know by now. I've never met someone who doesn't know what a country is."
Finn blushed. He stuttered for words. "Ugh…I…uh…well…"
"Did you go to school?"
"Oh, eh, yeah. I didn't."
"Were you home schooled?"
Finn didn't know what that meant either so he shook his head slowly.
"Hmm…well, I guess that explains why you don't know."
Finn looked at Dennis, watching them, still wagging his tail. "Um," asked Finn. "Can't your dog talk?"
"A talking dog? That's not possible."
Finn blushed again. A talking dog wasn't possible? How could that be? Jake could talk!
"What made you think a dog could talk?"
"Well…uh, I…"
"Did someone tell you dogs could talk when you were younger and you were never told the truth since then or something?"
"Uh, yeah! Yeah, that's it."
"Oh. Well I'm Wyatt Abadeer."
Wyatt took out his hand for Finn to shake. Finn smiled and shook his hand. He was so exited about meeting a human he didn't recognize Wyatt's last name.
"Finn. Finn the Human."
Wyatt raised a brow. "Your last name is…the human?"
"Well actually no. I don't know my real last name because I don't know my birth parents."
"Oh. So you're an orphan?"
"Yeah. Pretty much."
"So…did you have to adopt the last name of your adoptive parents?"
"Well no."
"Then where'd human come from?"
"I just got it from one of my friends, Princess Bubblegum."
"Your friends with a princess?!"
Finn smiled. "Yeah,"
"Wait. Bubblegum. She's the ruler of gum?"
"Well…that and the Candy Kingdom."
"Candy Kingdom? Like the United Kingdom?"
"I've…never heard of that kingdom before."
"Well…it's on an island really. And no offense, but you kinda weird. I've never heard of someone who hasn't heard of the United Kingdom, hasn't adopted the last name of their adoptive parents, be friends with a princess of a 'Candy Kingdom' and from a place called 'Ooo'."
"Oh," Finn said shamefully. "Oh well. Who are your adoptive parents?"
"Joshua the Dog and Margret the Dog. I also have an adoptive brother, Jake the Dog."
"Okay…time to add another thing on my list. Someone whose been raised by dogs. Wolves, sure. Cheetas, lions, tigers or jaguars? If you live in a jungle and or Africa I guess. But dogs?"
Finn was so confused right now. He was hearing all this confusing and new words. Cheetas, and jaguars? Animals probably. Africa sounded like a place.
"A-Africa?" Finn asked. Wyatt sighed. "Guess you haven't heard of that either?" Finn shook his head, blushing in shame. "It's just one of the seven continents. Usually the place where all humans came from."
This grabbed Finn's attention. "Really?" "Yeah." "Wow…that's cool. Dude. Could you tell me more about…Africa? And these, continent things." Wyatt grinned. "You didn't say please." "Please?" "Ha. Yea, man."
Wyatt told Finn everything he knew about Africa. All the other continents, countries cities and other places too. He told him about the economics, government, geography, history, currency, religions, holidays, culture, and other world events. Finn seemed completely interested in the information he was being told. He was astonished and in wonder. But at the same time in shame. He didn't even know about all the things his own species knew!
"…and that's it." Wyatt finished. "Whoa…" Finn was in awe. "I'm really surprised you didn't know all that stuff." "Yeah…" Finn looked at the ground.
"Wyatt!" a woman poked out from the door of one of the houses. "Come to dinner please!" "Coming, Mom!" Wyatt called back. "Hey. I gotta go. Wait. How about you stay for a sleepover?"
"Well…" Finn looked back at the field of grass and then at the amulet. He still hadn't spent a say in the United States, and he only met one human. Ooo could wait. Finn grinned. "I'd love to,"
"What about your…dog…family…?"
"They can wait. Besides, my adoptive parents are dead anyway. I live in a he tree fort with Jake."
"Awesome. Follow me."
As they walked to Wyatt's house, with Dennis following, Wyatt asked, "You got any video games back in Ooo?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"I got Ninja Wizard, Beemo Blitz, Guardians of Sunshine, Adventure Masters, Skateboard Masters, Legends of Ooo, Bug Battle, Conversation Parade, Portender Defender, Kompy's Kastle, Fight-O-Sphere, and Jumping Adventurer."
"Huh. Never heard of video games like that before. They really sound cool."
"Yeah. You can even be in them."
"Really? No way!"
"Yes way! BMO told me and Jake about it, but refused to let us in. So we went in ourselves while he was sleeping, and almost got killed since it was way dangerous. Then we accidentally got them out in the real world, where they almost again killed us, but I was able to bring them back in the game accomplishing the combo move."
"Uh…dude. That really happened?"
"Yes,"
"Your place sounds jacked up. Boss, but a little jacked up."
They entered Wyatt's house, and Wyatt introduced Finn to his family. Wyatt's room, they played Card Wars that Finn brought with him, and Wyatt was so shocked about the game. It was the best game he had ever played.
"Time to order pizza!" shouted Mr. Paul from downstairs. "Okay, Dad!" Wyatt exclaimed. "What kind of pizza company do you like? Pizza Hut? Domino's? Little Caesar's?"
Finn stared at him with a blank expression.
"What?"
"I'm not saying I don't, but what if somebody asked you what kind of pizza companies were those?"
"How about I just order Pizza Hut?"
Wyatt ordered the Hut, and addition of sodas from Mrs. Paul after they got their pizzas. They made some prank calls, pranked Wyatt's sister, Emily, and even snuck out to a party and watched a motorcycle race…which they ended up in themselves after Finn accidentally made one of them mad picking up a hotdog.
Though they eventually one, and returned to Wyatt's where it seemed his parents didn't even know he was gone. Emily did, and blackmailed Wyatt, however Wyatt told her he read her diary, and even if she told on him about that too, he would reveal a big secret to her friends and parents about something they would not approve and be excessively against.
Emily pouted, and told Mr. and Mrs. Paul she's going to her friends for a sleepover and soon after left. As they secretly played catch with Dennis, Finn told Wyatt everything he knew about the Land of Ooo. His friends, BMO, the Nightosphere, the fort, Neptr, their treasure, and Billy. Ice King and his life and past relationship with Marcy and Betty, the kingdoms, the currency, the magic, the monsters, humanoids, demons, wizards, witches, the people, the places, the princesses, Finn's past adventures including his enemies like Ricardio, Ash, and The Lich. But this made Wyattt nervous, because this meant Finn was from the future, after a war that obliterated humanity, excluding Finn. And this worried Finn as well, as this also meant when Finn went back to Ooo, Wyatt would be dead.
They decided change the subject. They mixed chemicals in a past Volcano Science Project of Wyatt's, and played video games on Wyatt's Wii, PS3, and Xbox. "Man. I wish we still had video games like these at Ooo. They're better. No offense to Beemo." said Finn. The two ate their desserts, Cookies' N' Cream ice cream, sugar cookies, Twixs, Whoppers, Crunches, and Kit Kat while watching epic and funny 2012 movies, The Amazing Spider-Man, and The Avengers, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. Mrs. And Mr. Paul found the new friends sleeping, their mouths covered with the remains of the desserts, and surrounded by chocolate bar and chocolate balls wrappers. The engaged couple put their son Wyatt in his bed and Finn in a sleeping bag.
The next day, Finn told Wyatt and his family he had to leave, as he knew Jake and his friends were worried sick about him. Finn was still in disbelief about Magic Man's remark of regretting what he was doing. Seriously? Nothing bad had happened. He won that motorcycle race. So Finn had no idea what M.M was talking about. Finn loved everything he had just did. That wizard was wrong. Emily cried when she heard Finn's announcement, and kissed Finn on the cheek making the hero blush. Dennis couldn't stop licking Finn, but that didn't bother Finn. However, there was something that did besides him having to leave. Wyatt gave him some of his stuff like cash as souvenirs as he knew those would be extremely rare in the Land of Ooo.
Finn witnessed Emily's body texture, looked at her more closely and her face. Then to him she looked familiar. She resembled so much like…
"Marceline…"
"What?" Wyatt asked. "Nothing. It's just…your sister looks a lot like one of my friends back in Ooo, Marceline the Vampire Queen."
"Well…that is Emily's real name. But she didn't like it so she used her middle name."
"W-What about you?"
"Me? My middle name's Wyatt-Fang and my real first name is Marshall Lee. But I liked Wyatt-Fang better. Although I left out the Fang part. But when I told my friends they sometimes called me Fang."
"O-Oh, G-Glob…"
"What? What is it? Does what I just said mean anything?"
"Yeah! It means that I'm dating your Queen of Vampires sister!"
That was cray-cray! Marshall! This means genderbenders are in this! Fionna might be in the next chap. Cake I have no idea. I'll think about it. Should Wyatt do to Ooo with Finn. Hmm. Hard one. Think, King, think! Oh well. I shall handle that later. The second chapter will end this fic. And was Magic Man really wrong? Figure it out. Finn just went back in time and hung out with a human.
My Halloween was beast! How was yours? I know it seems a little late for this but when you review try using a word for Halloween like ghost or skeleton or demon and either say something like "Ghost Dude. Signing off." or something.
You could even mix it with a Thanksgiving word if you want. Or just use the thanksgiving term separately. I don't care. But I'm not telling you you have to do it, I'm just suggesting for fun.
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Lates. Oh and Happy late Halloween and Early Thanksgiving! Speaking of which, should I do a Thanksgiving fanfiction? I know I'm doing a Christmas story with Ice King as Santa! Check them out on my profile!
-BossKing109