A/N: I don't own inuyasha, RT does! I don't own rudolph the rednose reindeer either. This little ditty sung to the tune of the aforementioned song. As I hear it, rudoplh is doing too much blow with a certian disney dog and is acting fuckin' goofy.
Shippou the Useless Youkai
Shippou the useless youkai
Thinks he's a really tuff guy
But with all them AS kill threads
He may just wind up deads…
He likes to run around naked
And also to dress in drag
Its rumored 50 yrs back
He seduced a guy's grandad...
In some action packed episodes
Shit goes up his nose -
Like them cry-in' mush-rooms
Or gettin' a high off helium balloons...
Fans either really love him
Or wanna bash in his cranium
He's kinda like that game flick
Cuz he's the weakest link!