It came to no surprise to me when I was pulled into a new universe filled with various hot guys. You see at age three I had managed to stop a whole war, by age twelve I began the champion of the NBA, and by age sixteen I managed to become the queen of England. So when I was relaxing in my palace bedroom and suddenly I felt a force pulling me, I couldn't be surprised. After all, what universe wouldn't want me in it?
I remember falling through the sky and then landing on something soft and it smells rather nice, I'll admit. When I looked at who I had fallen on, though, I was fairly surprised it wasn't an attractive man. No, instead it was a kid around my age who had a bowl haircut and bushy eyebrows.
"Ew ugly!" I screamed out as I pushed him away and began to run as fast as my feet would carry me. Sadly he appeared right in front of me so I had to falcon punch him out of the way to find my freedom. I ran into a large gate area and saw two men sitting there on guard duty.
"Yo lemme in bruh, I'm the queen." I said as I walked over to them and they both looked at me with an 'are you serious expression' before deeming me a threat and killing me.
What they didn't know was I had been immortal and came back to life right away. I looked them right in the eye and used my blood bending powers to kill them. They were the same powers I had used to kill my abusive parents when I was nine.
Well, I then strolled into the village and went to the largest building and barged into the office. Inside was some lady with giant tits, although mine were way bigger and I was way prettier than her, so I wasn't feeling like she was better than me.
"Hey, who are you?" I asked her while pointing my finger, getting ready to use my finger gun abilities to shoot her if she tried to do anything.
She said something in a language I didn't know, but I remember her saying something about being Hokage and then my amnesia that I apparently had faded away and I remembered a TV show called Naruto.
I then killed her and took her hat and began to be the Hokage. I even went out and stole Sasuke from Orochimaru and then we got married and had children. The best part is since I was the Hokage and immortal I would get to run the village forever.
All hail the queen.
Okay I'm not gonna lie I wrote this in five minutes because I wanted to see how cringy I could make something; I think I succeeded? Anyway I decided to post something out as I'm actually working on a project for a LOTR story…a rewrite actually of an older story. I decided to just post something up though to make sure everything still works since fanfiction sometimes dislikes me and won't let me do anything.